Sales 101 :-)

Noone is interested in my house and noone is interested in me, so since I believe in true love, I'll offer myself in marriage over the internet to whomever wants my house (in a slow RE market).

Amusing, but unlikely to end well.

Holy sheet!

She's a licensed real estate agent, but based on her house deal and the pics she's got on the craigslist, bimbo would be a much better description.

Ha-ha, the house is listed for $340K, but the package with her is $840K. I'm not a realtor, but wouldn't increasing the sale price by 250% be a deterrent to buyers? Also, $500k seems pricey for a bimbo in her 40's with several kids. Anyone priced bimbos lately?

What is with that pose? (see the craigslist clicky)

Noone is interested in my house and noone is interested in me, so since I believe in true love, I'll offer myself in marriage over the internet to whomever wants my house (in a slow RE market).

Amusing, but unlikely to end well.

I have been laughing at this all morning. According to the yahoo story, she has it also listed on ebay, but I can find it. I bet someone gives her a contract today! I wonder who is going to be first to try this concept along 30-A! Goofer?

But wait...there's more!

For sale in Riviera Beach: a home, complete with its lovesick owner ? and her criminal record!

As the Woodbine gated community's Deven Trabosh makes national news with her ads on eBay and Craigslist that ask interested men to plunk down at least half a mil for her $275,000 home, and her, here comes something that may slow down some of her suitors' ardor.

The comely Trabosh, who says she's 42 though her driver license says 46, is a former jailbird with a history of financial trouble.

"I don't necessarily want every detail about me out there," the previously married mother of two says. "This is really no big deal."

Apparently, Trabosh doesn't do too well with cops. According to county records, she served a month in a St. Lucie County women's lockup in 2005 after a scrape with lawmen when she was pulled over for speeding near Port St. Lucie. She was also placed on one-year probation for failing to obey an officer and paid $725 in fines.

"The cop reached inside the car and grabbed my neck in front of my children," she said.

Just last week in PBC, prosecutors dismissed similar charges in another weird argument with Riviera Beach cops. A domestic violence-related charge stemming from a 2006 arrest by PBSO also was dismissed.

"My daughter, who was 18 at the time, came home in a drunken stupor," Trabosh said. "I basically pushed her out the front door, and she called the police."

Trabosh says that case was dismissed after her daughter was ordered to leave the home.

What's more, PBC records show she's been a defendant in five civil lawsuits since 2002 in which plaintiffs, mostly financial institutions and a collection agency, have been trying to recoup cash.

"Obviously, I'm having a hard time making house payments," said Trabosh, a former real estate agent turned sales rep for a new energy drink called Liquid Cocaine.

Her Internet ads, meanwhile, have led to hundreds of e-mails from as far as Russia, Trabosh said. One read: "Forget the house, let me see pictures of the woman." Another: "You're so beautiful, I can't believe you're not taken."

"I may not be perfect," Trabosh said, "but I've got my stuff together."

Best offer as of Saturday: $102.50.

(Another bubble bursts.)

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http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2008/06/28/a2a_jose_0629.html

Weren't those balloons on another thread?

"I may not be perfect," Trabosh said, "but I've got my stuff together."

Apparently "got my stuff together" means something different in Riviera Beach.

In my world, lying about your basic info, in both financial and legal trouble, hawking "liquid cocaine", abusing your drunken 18 year old, and selling yourself and your home on the internet to the highest bidder = NOT got your stuff together! :roll:

Glad to see my $102.50 is still top bid!

What is with that pose? (see the craigslist clicky)

I told FFF that she obviously needs a good chiropractor.

I told FFF that she obviously needs a good chiropractor.

All I can say is that it's a really good thing she's got on that demure, shell-pink jacket, because otherwise those pics would be darn near indecent...

From the article:

She whips out her laptop to show off a picture of Claudio, a handsome Italian wine and cheese taster, who she's been corresponding with since he responded to the ad. Seated on a white leather love seat in her living room, she giggles almost girlishly about him. They're hoping to meet in Miami in a few weeks.

From shelly:

The comely Trabosh, who says she's 42 though her driver license says 46, is a former jailbird with a history of financial trouble.

What's more, PBC records show she's been a defendant in five civil lawsuits since 2002 in which plaintiffs, mostly financial institutions and a collection agency, have been trying to recoup cash.

Methinks someone should email poor Claudio. . . or perhaps he has a similar story?

What is with that pose? (see the craigslist clicky)

It hides the adams apple or if she didn't used to be a man the neck waggle she can't afford to have removed.

But wait...there's more!

For sale in Riviera Beach: a home, complete with its lovesick owner ? and her criminal record!

As the Woodbine gated community's Deven Trabosh makes national news with her ads on eBay and Craigslist that ask interested men to plunk down at least half a mil for her $275,000 home, and her, here comes something that may slow down some of her suitors' ardor.

The comely Trabosh, who says she's 42 though her driver license says 46, is a former jailbird with a history of financial trouble.

"I don't necessarily want every detail about me out there," the previously married mother of two says. "This is really no big deal."

Apparently, Trabosh doesn't do too well with cops. According to county records, she served a month in a St. Lucie County women's lockup in 2005 after a scrape with lawmen when she was pulled over for speeding near Port St. Lucie. She was also placed on one-year probation for failing to obey an officer and paid $725 in fines.

"The cop reached inside the car and grabbed my neck in front of my children," she said.

Just last week in PBC, prosecutors dismissed similar charges in another weird argument with Riviera Beach cops. A domestic violence-related charge stemming from a 2006 arrest by PBSO also was dismissed.

"My daughter, who was 18 at the time, came home in a drunken stupor," Trabosh said. "I basically pushed her out the front door, and she called the police."

Trabosh says that case was dismissed after her daughter was ordered to leave the home.

What's more, PBC records show she's been a defendant in five civil lawsuits since 2002 in which plaintiffs, mostly financial institutions and a collection agency, have been trying to recoup cash.

"Obviously, I'm having a hard time making house payments," said Trabosh, a former real estate agent turned sales rep for a new energy drink called Liquid Cocaine.

Her Internet ads, meanwhile, have led to hundreds of e-mails from as far as Russia, Trabosh said. One read: "Forget the house, let me see pictures of the woman." Another: "You're so beautiful, I can't believe you're not taken."

"I may not be perfect," Trabosh said, "but I've got my stuff together."

Best offer as of Saturday: $102.50.

(Another bubble bursts.)

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http://www.palmbeachpost.com/localnews/content/local_news/epaper/2008/06/28/a2a_jose_0629.html

:scratch: That name is a little cluttered, I'd remove the "bo".

What is with that pose? (see the craigslist clicky)

It's called sucking in the gut and trying to push it all somewhere else more interesting.
Wonder if this gal is related to Hulk Hogan's clan...