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Capricious avatar
Beach Fanatic
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A mortage broker threatened to beat my face in.

About (2) years ago I was out jogging when this bulldog- look'n
dog chased me. I stopped and faced the thing, which stopped and
proceeded to growl.

The owner yells from about 200 feet away "he won't bite
you."

I hate dogs and I hate people who let their dogs run loose.

I yelled back, "It damn-well better not."

At that point the jerk starts to walk towards me and threatenes
to beat my face in. I told him to bring it on. He backed off.

So I started to do some research on the guy. Turns out he owns
a little mortgage broker outfit, about a (6) person office including
his wife who answers the phones.

Not long afterwards he moves from the house he was in and I
track him down in a bigger, fancier house a couple miles away.

Driving an Escalade.

A few months ago I noticed his mortgage broker website is
down and the phone disconnected.

Tonight I found where his newer, bigger house had been repo-ed
on Sept 19. He (and wife) bought it for $582,000.00 in Oct 2005,
and the principal and accrued interest owed as of the forclosure
date is $495,000.00

Considering the money mortage brokers were making, I am
surprised he didn't pay cash.

Anyway, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Wonder if he still has the Escalade?

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elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#2
My part time feline friend tooted yesterday and it smelled bad.
Mango avatar
SoWal Insider
#3
Animals have an innate sense about people.
JoshMclean avatar
Beach Fanatic
#4
Animals have an innate sense about people.

If that's true, I'm surprised it didn't eat Capricious whole.
jelly bean avatar
Beach Comber
#5
A mortage broker threatened to beat my face in.

About (2) years ago I was out jogging when this bulldog- look'n
dog chased me. I stopped and faced the thing, which stopped and
proceeded to growl.

The owner yells from about 200 feet away "he won't bite
you."

I hate dogs and I hate people who let their dogs run loose.

I yelled back, "It damn-well better not."

At that point the jerk starts to walk towards me and threatenes
to beat my face in. I told him to bring it on. He backed off.

So I started to do some research on the guy. Turns out he owns
a little mortgage broker outfit, about a (6) person office including
his wife who answers the phones.

Not long afterwards he moves from the house he was in and I
track him down in a bigger, fancier house a couple miles away.

Driving an Escalade.

A few months ago I noticed his mortgage broker website is
down and the phone disconnected.

Tonight I found where his newer, bigger house had been repo-ed
on Sept 19. He (and wife) bought it for $582,000.00 in Oct 2005,
and the principal and accrued interest owed as of the forclosure
date is $495,000.00

Considering the money mortage brokers were making, I am
surprised he didn't pay cash.

Anyway, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Wonder if he still has the Escalade?


You seem to harbor a great deal of resentment. Why would you even care or stalk this guy?
Yellow Hammer avatar
Beach Lover
#6
Why would he stalk this guy? Because he does not have cable, so he has nothing better to do, than to throw stones at other people, rave about the new Toyota that he bought for momma with cash, and stalk people that have crossed his path.
scooterbug44 avatar
SoWal Expert
#7
A mortage broker threatened to beat my face in.

About (2) years ago I was out jogging when this bulldog- look'n
dog chased me. I stopped and faced the thing, which stopped and
proceeded to growl.

The owner yells from about 200 feet away "he won't bite
you."

I hate dogs and I hate people who let their dogs run loose.

I yelled back, "It damn-well better not."

At that point the jerk starts to walk towards me and threatenes
to beat my face in. I told him to bring it on. He backed off.

Anyway, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
Sums up the tale nicely IMO.

Gee, the dog/owner couldn't have been responding to your attitude or tone could they? :roll:

Not a fan of loose dogs either, but just don't trust anyone who "hates dogs" (at least those of a size that qualifies them for dog vs. rat status).
Beach Fanatic
#8
A mortage broker threatened to beat my face in.

About (2) years ago I was out jogging when this bulldog- look'n
dog chased me. I stopped and faced the thing, which stopped and
proceeded to growl.

The owner yells from about 200 feet away "he won't bite
you."

I hate dogs and I hate people who let their dogs run loose.

I yelled back, "It damn-well better not."

At that point the jerk starts to walk towards me and threatenes
to beat my face in. I told him to bring it on. He backed off.

So I started to do some research on the guy. Turns out he owns
a little mortgage broker outfit, about a (6) person office including
his wife who answers the phones.

Not long afterwards he moves from the house he was in and I
track him down in a bigger, fancier house a couple miles away.

Driving an Escalade.

A few months ago I noticed his mortgage broker website is
down and the phone disconnected.

Tonight I found where his newer, bigger house had been repo-ed
on Sept 19. He (and wife) bought it for $582,000.00 in Oct 2005,
and the principal and accrued interest owed as of the forclosure
date is $495,000.00

Considering the money mortage brokers were making, I am
surprised he didn't pay cash.

Anyway, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

Wonder if he still has the Escalade?

And you are telling us this because.............?
Capricious avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#9
"..And you are telling us this because.............? "




Irony.
Capricious avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#10
"..Why would you even care or stalk this guy?.."



Not stalking.

But if someone threatens me, I will make it a point to
know who he is.

Guy had a Harley and used to dress-up like a
Hells' Angel to ride with his buddies. Was he "for real"
or just a "wannabe?"

A wannabe.
Beach Fanatic
#12
"..And you are telling us this because.............? "




Irony.

It's ironic that his dog growled at you and he threatened to beat you up and then lost his business and house?

Doesn't sound like irony to me. Maybe karma if he was a bad person.

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Capricious avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#13
Why would he stalk this guy? Because he does not have cable, so he has nothing better to do, than to throw stones at other people, rave about the new Toyota that he bought for momma with cash, and stalk people that have crossed his path.




You forgot to mention that I have never written a bad check either.
Capricious avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#14
It's ironic that his dog growled at your and he threatened to beat you up and then lost his business and house?

Doesn't sound like irony to me. Maybe karma if he was a bad person.



No.

It's ironic that a mortgage broker, who probably put a lot of people
(with their help) into inappropriate loans was foreclosed on himself.

Epecially since it appears that he had enough equity in the house
to sell it for enough to cover the loan.

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JoshMclean avatar
Beach Fanatic
#15
"..Why would you even care or stalk this guy?.."



Not stalking.

But if someone threatens me, I will make it a point to
know who he is.

Guy had a Harley and used to dress-up like a
Hells' Angel to ride with his buddies. Was he "for real"
or just a "wannabe?"

A wannabe.

This thread just makes me laugh. I don't think I quite realized what a clown you really are. You should of rode to his house on your bike and beat him up :lol:
JoshMclean avatar
Beach Fanatic
#16
Kurt,
Please erase the last post. I'm afraid that Carpicious may hunt me down.
Thanks,
Josh
Beach Fanatic
#17
Wannabe is some kind of middle school/junior high term right? :D
Chia Pet avatar
Beach Comber
#18
If that's true, I'm surprised it didn't eat Capricious whole.
Most likely he didn't have a low production of digestive enzymes and/or a dietary deficiency of trace minerals to consider engaging in coprophagia.
JoshMclean avatar
Beach Fanatic
#19
Coprophagia is the consumption of feces, from the Greek copros (feces) and phagein (eat). Many animal species have evolved to practice coprophagia; other species do not normally consume feces but may do so under unusual conditions. Only in rare cases is it practiced by humans.

Wow, and for a first post. Welcome to Sowal!
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#20
Most likely he didn't have a low production of digestive enzymes and/or a dietary deficiency of trace minerals to consider engaging in coprophagia.
WHOOOEEE!
Capricious avatar
Beach FanaticAuthor
#21
This thread just makes me laugh. I don't think I quite realized what a clown you really are. You should of rode to his house on your bike and beat him up :lol:






I'm happy to hear it, Josh.

Glad I could entertain you.

I know you've had a lot of free time of late.
seaside2 avatar
Beach Fanatic
#22
Most likely he didn't have a low production of digestive enzymes and/or a dietary deficiency of trace minerals to consider engaging in coprophagia.

:welcome::welcome::welcome:
Come on down KnB, grayt to have you here.

:floor::clap:You jumped into some mighty deep water for your first post!!!
Bob avatar
SoWal Insider
#23
How can you make such a blanket statement such as "I hate dogs". As a dog owner, I can tell dogs give unconditional love and ask for nothing in return. That dog was probably thinking you were somehow a threat to it's turf. What puzzles me is you telling someone to "bring it on". Is a dog chasing you worth fighting over? What does this have to do with the rest of the story, and how do you know what this person did or did not do in business? What's next?
elgordoboy avatar
Beach Fanatic
#24
Jealousy and envy are dumb ones tools...
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#25
Bitter, party of one. (I believe I have already said this to Mr. C before)
Babyblue avatar
Beach Fanatic
#26
I'm happy to hear it, Josh.

Glad I could entertain you.

I know you've had a lot of free time of late.

Judging by the amount of post you have, time must be on your side equally as well..

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