Some may say it is no more than a yard told by some aging carpenter whose mental faculties are not what they once were. Some laughed, some said he belonged on a farm?a funny farm. However, the following account was given by the carpenter known as J.W.
It was on one of those cold and rainy February days that J.W. was working alone on a repair list given him by Chez Richard, owner of Stinky?s Fish Camp. Understand the establishment was nestled on the edge of a small lake near the gulf on Hwy 30A. As the carpenter absent mindedly plodded along with his task, he suddenly noticed a tapping at the front door. So he went to the front and peered into the gloom of the dreary afternoon. But there was no one present. Returning to his work, he thought he must just be hearing things. A few minutes passed and again the tapping. This time, J.W. ran to the door and still?no one. So he cautiously opened the door and ventured outside, but a strong gust of wind forced him back to safety. ?I must be losing my mind,? he chuckled to himself.
Some time passed and again the tapping. This time he ran to the door with hammer in hand, expecting to find some sort of joker. Still?no one. ?Alright now, this is getting on my nerves, I need to get a grip! Eh?? So with that, he dismissed the whole episode to his imagination. Then, a broom leaning against the wall suddenly fell to the floor and the lights flickered. The hair on his neck and arms stood straight up. Now, he was really spooked. And we are not talking about a man given much to fear, but he was afraid.
Then, J.W. suddenly noticed a smell. An overpowering stench of dead sea grass, salt and stale air. As he searched around the room, his eyes fell upon a figured hunched forebodingly over the end of the bar. It was a man with a grotesque and slovenly appearance. His hair was gray and black and hung in a disheveled mat upon his shoulders. Likewise, his bear was the same color but long and scraggly. One side of his face drooped and a flow of drool issued through his stained and broken teeth. One eyes was glazed over and did not follow the other. With his good eye, he inflicted a burning gaze on the carpenter and demanded, ?Give me a grog!?
J.W. was so taken back that all he could do was stutter, ?G-g-g-grog??
?You heard me you witless cur! Now give something to drink!? shouted the apparition.
?S-sorry sir, I have nothing to offer, but who are you?? inquired the carpenter.
?Never mind who I am, just call me Stinky! If it suits ya!? And with that, the old specter turned and disappeared through the wall. The carpenter fell back against his work bench, clutching his hammer and just as he was about to recover, the ghost struck his head back through the wall and exclaimed, ?And next time there had better be some libation!?
Next time?
StinkysFishCamp
StinkysFishCampBeach Fanatic5994 W County Road 30A319 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
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22SGB
SGBBeach FanaticSouth Walton1,034 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
Hey! We saw a bunch of cars and people over at Stinky's last night and it sounded like they were having a good time. Or maybe they were ghosts? Does this mean you're about to open?
kathydwells
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
:clap_1: Loved this story!!!! Welcome, Stinky!!!
skippertoo
skippertooBeach FanaticAtlanta (Midtown)660 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
Neat Story and I think it is interesting you posted but received no credit for the post (total number of posts 0 ):idontno:
:welcome:
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MermaidMermaidpicky7,871 postsJoined View profileMessagepicky
Neat Story and I think it is interesting you posted but received no credit for the post (total number of posts 0 ):idontno:
:welcome:
It's a ghost of a story and a ghost of a post. π±
Welcome Stinky and tell us more stories!
Lady D
Lady DSoWal InsiderMemphis, Tennessee, United States6,131 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Insider
Some may say it is no more than a yard told by some aging carpenter whose mental faculties are not what they once were. Some laughed, some said he belonged on a farm?a funny farm. However, the following account was given by the carpenter known as J.W.
It was on one of those cold and rainy February days that J.W. was working alone on a repair list given him by Chez Richard, owner of Stinky?s Fish Camp. Understand the establishment was nestled on the edge of a small lake near the gulf on Hwy 30A. As the carpenter absent mindedly plodded along with his task, he suddenly noticed a tapping at the front door. So he went to the front and peered into the gloom of the dreary afternoon. But there was no one present. Returning to his work, he thought he must just be hearing things. A few minutes passed and again the tapping. This time, J.W. ran to the door and still?no one. So he cautiously opened the door and ventured outside, but a strong gust of wind forced him back to safety. ?I must be losing my mind,? he chuckled to himself.
Some time passed and again the tapping. This time he ran to the door with hammer in hand, expecting to find some sort of joker. Still?no one. ?Alright now, this is getting on my nerves, I need to get a grip! Eh?? So with that, he dismissed the whole episode to his imagination. Then, a broom leaning against the wall suddenly fell to the floor and the lights flickered. The hair on his neck and arms stood straight up. Now, he was really spooked. And we are not talking about a man given much to fear, but he was afraid.
Then, J.W. suddenly noticed a smell. An overpowering stench of dead sea grass, salt and stale air. As he searched around the room, his eyes fell upon a figured hunched forebodingly over the end of the bar. It was a man with a grotesque and slovenly appearance. His hair was gray and black and hung in a disheveled mat upon his shoulders. Likewise, his bear was the same color but long and scraggly. One side of his face drooped and a flow of drool issued through his stained and broken teeth. One eyes was glazed over and did not follow the other. With his good eye, he inflicted a burning gaze on the carpenter and demanded, ?Give me a grog!?
J.W. was so taken back that all he could do was stutter, ?G-g-g-grog??
?You heard me you witless cur! Now give something to drink!? shouted the apparition.
?S-sorry sir, I have nothing to offer, but who are you?? inquired the carpenter.
?Never mind who I am, just call me Stinky! If it suits ya!? And with that, the old specter turned and disappeared through the wall. The carpenter fell back against his work bench, clutching his hammer and just as he was about to recover, the ghost struck his head back through the wall and exclaimed, ?And next time there had better be some libation!?
Next time?
Stinky, loved the story. I love ghost stories. π
Paula
PaulaBeach FanaticMichigan but someday in SoWal as well3,747 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
Do we know anything about Stinky's family, fate? Maybe he was knocked off after getting caught selling some of the pure white beach sand as sugar to the wrong people.
redrocket
redrocketBeach Loverin constant turmoil135 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Lover
it was brian wise of the waco ramblers. he can't help the smell, and i think he was asking for greg.
Ocean Lover
Ocean LoverbeanBuckeye Country9,491 postsJoined View profileMessagebean
:welcome: Stinky! Grayt story!
Hop
HopBeach FanaticDune Allen2,228 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
Some may say it is no more than a yard told by some aging carpenter whose mental faculties are not what they once were. Some laughed, some said he belonged on a farm?a funny farm. However, the following account was given by the carpenter known as J.W.That's a damn lie...you know good and well there's no such thing as a gloomy,dreary afternoon in sowal....
It was on one of those cold and rainy February days that J.W. was working alone on a repair list given him by Chez Richard, owner of Stinky?s Fish Camp. Understand the establishment was nestled on the edge of a small lake near the gulf on Hwy 30A. As the carpenter absent mindedly plodded along with his task, he suddenly noticed a tapping at the front door. So he went to the front and peered into the gloom of the dreary afternoon. But there was no one present. Returning to his work, he thought he must just be hearing things. A few minutes passed and again the tapping. This time, J.W. ran to the door and still?no one. So he cautiously opened the door and ventured outside, but a strong gust of wind forced him back to safety. ?I must be losing my mind,? he chuckled to himself.
Some time passed and again the tapping. This time he ran to the door with hammer in hand, expecting to find some sort of joker. Still?no one. ?Alright now, this is getting on my nerves, I need to get a grip! Eh?? So with that, he dismissed the whole episode to his imagination. Then, a broom leaning against the wall suddenly fell to the floor and the lights flickered. The hair on his neck and arms stood straight up. Now, he was really spooked. And we are not talking about a man given much to fear, but he was afraid.
Then, J.W. suddenly noticed a smell. An overpowering stench of dead sea grass, salt and stale air. As he searched around the room, his eyes fell upon a figured hunched forebodingly over the end of the bar. It was a man with a grotesque and slovenly appearance. His hair was gray and black and hung in a disheveled mat upon his shoulders. Likewise, his bear was the same color but long and scraggly. One side of his face drooped and a flow of drool issued through his stained and broken teeth. One eyes was glazed over and did not follow the other. With his good eye, he inflicted a burning gaze on the carpenter and demanded, ?Give me a grog!?
J.W. was so taken back that all he could do was stutter, ?G-g-g-grog??
?You heard me you witless cur! Now give something to drink!? shouted the apparition.
?S-sorry sir, I have nothing to offer, but who are you?? inquired the carpenter.
?Never mind who I am, just call me Stinky! If it suits ya!? And with that, the old specter turned and disappeared through the wall. The carpenter fell back against his work bench, clutching his hammer and just as he was about to recover, the ghost struck his head back through the wall and exclaimed, ?And next time there had better be some libation!?
Next time?
Smiling JOe
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
it was brian wise of the waco ramblers. he can't help the smell, and i think he was asking for greg.Are you talking about the ghost story or the goat story???:floor:
Jdarg
JdargSoWal Expert18,040 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
Are you talking about the ghost story or the goat story???:floor:
OMG!!:floor:
I just finished telling this "news" to my friends here in Louisville!!
I was asked "What is new in Florida?" and of course I had to reply "Goats are having a bit of a problem..."π±
Smiling JOe
Smiling JOeSoWal Expert31,643 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
I cannot wait to try Stinky's. The Lake Place was a favorite among many of us, and for some of my friends, it was on the top of their list of favorites. The minut you walked in the door, you noticed the aroma of seasoned wood being burned. It allowed us to feel warm and welcome. I hope Stinky's is at least half of the experience of Lake Place. If so, it will be a huge success, and I won't mind driving out of my way to get there during the less busy seasons. Please let us know when it is officially open. I cannot wait!
Paula
PaulaBeach FanaticMichigan but someday in SoWal as well3,747 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
That's a damn lie...you know good and well there's no such thing as a gloomy,dreary afternoon in sowal....
Except in May, of course...π
seacrestkristiseacrestkristiBeach Fanatic3,538 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
Better keep our fridges stocked just in case we hear a knockin' when we're down on 30A.....:shock: Heard Stinky has lots of funn friends.....:blink:
Paula
PaulaBeach FanaticMichigan but someday in SoWal as well3,747 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
Stinkyfunn...:funn:
ShallowsNole
ShallowsNoleBeach FanaticPt Washington4,279 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
OMG!!:floor:
I just finished telling this "news" to my friends here in Louisville!!
I was asked "What is new in Florida?" and of course I had to reply "Goats are having a bit of a problem..."π±
One of the deputies was selling shirts the other day that said "BAAAAAHHHH MEANS NOOOOO!!!"
Oh, and btw, :welcome: stinky...
DD
DDSoWal Expertgrapevine, tx. /On the road to SoWal23,871 postsJoined View profileMessageSoWal Expert
One of the deputies was selling shirts the other day that said "BAAAAAHHHH MEANS NOOOOO!!!"
Oh, and btw, :welcome: stinky...
π± π± π π
kathydwells
kathydwellsDarlene is my middle name, not my nicknameLacey's Spring, Alabama13,303 postsJoined View profileMessageDarlene is my middle name, not my nickname
One of the deputies was selling shirts the other day that said "BAAAAAHHHH MEANS NOOOOO!!!"
Oh, and btw, :welcome: stinky...
Poor Goat, just can't RIP. π± :(
JB
JBBeach FanaticTuscaloosa1,445 postsJoined View profileMessageBeach Fanatic
So, is this place open or not?
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