If you could speak another language

DD · 05-26-2009, 10:11 AM

which one would it be?

**Lynnie** · 05-26-2009, 10:23 AM

Au Francais.

Mandarin.

**Miss Kitty** · 05-26-2009, 10:31 AM

Sheltie

**30ABandMan** · 05-26-2009, 10:44 AM

Originally Posted by Miss Kitty

Sheltie

Yep! I wanna talk to the animals...

**Lynnie** · 05-26-2009, 10:55 AM

Funny, I already talk to my animals. Sweet Pea has quite a vast vocabulary. Cowboy does as well, but many times, he chooses to ignore me.

**scooterbug44** · 05-26-2009, 11:05 AM

At one point I was semi-fluent in Spanish and Italian, could converse in French and German, and knew a couple random phrases in other languages (like "your fly is open" in Latin).

These days just being correct with my American English seems to be a challenge.

Can I choose the "universal translator" option or the "Dr. Dolittle" option?

**aggieb** · 05-26-2009, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by scooterbug44

At one point I was semi-fluent in Spanish and Italian, could converse in French and German, and knew a couple random phrases in other languages (like "your fly is open" in Latin).

These days just being correct with my American English seems to be a challenge.

Can I choose the "universal translator" option or the "Dr. Dolittle" option?

oh please, you're very well spoken.

hmm i guess mine would be love language.

**SWGB** · 05-26-2009, 02:27 PM

German and Madarin. Time to get out the tapes.

**Will B** · 05-26-2009, 02:29 PM

Czech...

**wrobert** · 05-26-2009, 03:10 PM

I want to learn to speak democrat so I might understand what is going on around here.

**Jdarg** · 05-26-2009, 03:14 PM

Originally Posted by wrobert

I want to learn to speak democrat so I might understand what is going on around here.

It is the language of happy people. Your sort seems to be grumpy, out of sorts, and angry all the time, focusing only on the negative. Come join the happy people and learn to smile and be full of joy and peace.

**audie** · 05-27-2009, 05:52 AM

Originally Posted by jdarg

It is the language of happy people. Your sort seems to be grumpy, out of sorts, and angry all the time, focusing only on the negative. Come join the happy people and learn to smile and be full of joy and peace.

a most excellent post jdarg

**audie** · 05-27-2009, 05:52 AM

spanish, german, japanese

**Poodleone** · 05-27-2009, 09:37 AM

Spanish- I already know how to pronounce it (but still can't roll my R's)

**Mermaid** · 05-27-2009, 09:54 AM

French because I am a complete and hopeless Francophile. I wish I could it speak it with perfect fluency, which I don't think I shall ever accomplish no matter how hard I try.

**GoodWitch58** · 05-27-2009, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by jdarg

It is the language of happy people. Your sort seems to be grumpy, out of sorts, and angry all the time, focusing only on the negative. Come join the happy people and learn to smile and be full of joy and peace.

Absolutely! "just say no--to everything" is getting tiresome! Eat more ice cream cones! It's hard to be grumpy and negative with chocolate dripping!

**LuciferSam** · 05-27-2009, 02:06 PM

Pig Esperanto would be way cool! Either that or I'd like to learn to cuss in tongues.

**hnooe** · 05-27-2009, 02:25 PM

OMG!, wtf, I am learning to spk txt messng.

**Miss Critter** · 05-27-2009, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by hnooe

OMG!, wtf, I am learning to spk txt messng.

Nut.

Though that would be the language to learn, it seems. Like learning to speak "teenage boy," which seems to be an assortment of grunts, sighs and loud laughter.

Definitely Italian, followed closely by French, in preparation for my future travels. Though I'd get a kick out of seeing people's faces if suddenly broke into Mandarin.