2009 Years/2009 Posts...Where to Now?

[hnooe]

I have posted exactly once for every year that Jesus has been gone--y' all THAT really is a lot of posting....at this rate I will only get to 25,000 posts in the year 2050 if I am still alive, and I will never be in the top 10 of "thank you" posts.

In reality, it is not the "thanks yous" in life or on this board that I need or want to earn in 2009 , its the "you're welcomes" that I personally want to extend outward to others!

I need new Sowal goals for 2009, so I say POST LESS, and LURK more! What is wrong with lurking and lurkers?? I can gain just as much important information from reading others posts. I am going to stop being an expert on things I have no absolutely interest in or knowledge about, I will leave that to others--let them be vulnerable and psychologically naked for awhile--I am keeping my clothes on and my sarcasm in check for 2009. I am also not be posting any comments that are only smilie icons--I will clap, laugh, throw up, bow, trainwreck, etc. in conjunction with pared down, all encompassing thoughts and comments ( I really want to be just like Bob, who is really Bill Mahr, but with way fewer, well chosen words.) Besides, there are already at least 5 or 6 left leaners on this board that can do my speaking for me--so I am lazy too!

Lastly, for 2009, I think Sowalism (sounds like Communism )needs to be tempered more by creative 3-D, physical and sensual reality---so, I will continue to Koffee Klatch every Weds mornings, be a part of any Sowallers personal, local 30A charities or endeavors (or all 50 of BB's), and I might even stay at any future Soirees for more than 5 minutes....or until the "shots" run out, or ring out . Lurk more, Amen.

[Teresa]

right on hnooe. now, stfu and keep doing what you've always done on sowal. being a great friend who is smart and adds much to this board.

I too want to be just exactly like Bob.

[SWGB]

[LuciferSam]

I have posted exactly once for every year that Jesus has been gone--y' all THAT really is a lot of posting....at this rate I will only get to 25,000 posts in the year 2050 if I am still alive, and I will never be in the top 10 of "thank you" posts.

I will definitely stop posting on the day of his return!

[scooterbug44]

Don't be silly - how could you stop posting during a major event that many will ask for photographic/video proof of!

I seriously think I would miss the 2nd coming if it wasn't Sowal news!

[Bob]

you can't be like me unless there's at least one minivan in the driveway and dog hair in everything you own

[LuciferSam]

Don't be silly - how could you stop posting during a major event that many will ask for photographic/video proof of!

I seriously think I would miss the 2nd coming if it wasn't Sowal news!

I know. I meant it like I'll stop posting when hell freezes over, pigs fly, Cubs win the World Series etc..

[Teresa]

this thread is hilarious. hnooe - I hope you are the type that sticks with their resolutions for about 3 days!

[Miss Kitty]

right on hnooe. now, stfu and keep doing what you've always done on sowal. being a great friend who is smart and adds much to this board.

I too want to be just exactly like Bob.

....my first thought after reading hnooe's post was...FTLOG, STFU!

hnooe...were you under the influence when you wrote this?

[Jdarg]

I think we need to start the Bob Admiration Society. Or the We Love Bob Club. Let's come up with a good name.

[hnooe]

I think we need to start the Bob Admiration Society. Or the We Love Bob Club. Let's come up with a good name.

B.Y.O.B : Be Your Own Bob!

[hnooe]

....my first thought after reading hnooe's post was...FTLOG, STFU!

hnooe...were you under the influence when you wrote this?

__________________________________________________ _____
Yes I was--I was drunk on Bailey's Irish creme --what a rush!


Actually, my TWO MOST FAVORITE posters/ responders are actually Bob and Miss Kitty--If I could ONLY combine those two folks--wow--I guess they could be "bokitty responses, as in, that statement is pure "bokitty."...

Self deprecating and ironic at the same time. Perfection!!

[DuneLaker]

Just wanted you to know I read your post. I look forward to more 3-D meetings, too. Believe it or not, I do hold back on many of my opinions. It is a charge to see reactions when one gets too close or vocal on some issues. I'll probably try to stick to more gentle topics myself this year. I resolve not call you hnoee every time I see you out and about. Happy New Year by the way.

[hnooe]

you can't be like me unless there's at least one minivan in the driveway and dog hair in everything you own

I do not have a minivan--PLEASE, Bob--a little respect here! (the dog hair, yes)

[hnooe]

Just wanted you to know I read your post. I look forward to more 3-D meetings, too. Believe it or not, I do hold back on many of my opinions. It is a charge to see reactions when one gets too close or vocal on some issues. I'll probably try to stick to more gentle topics myself this year. I resolve not call you hnoee every time I see you out and about. Happy New Year by the way.

Thanks pretty lady--Happy N. Y. to you as well--see you at the first 2009 SoWal Koffee Klatch next Weds.

[Miss Kitty]

__________________________________________________ _____
Yes I was--I was drunk on Bailey's Irish creme --what a rush!


Actually, my TWO MOST FAVORITE posters/ responders are actually Bob and Miss Kitty--If I could ONLY combine those two folks--wow--I guess they could be "bokitty responses, as in, that statement is pure "bokitty."...

Self deprecating and ironic at the same time. Perfection!!

...you must know by now that you are one of my FAVORITE victims! hnooe...you have the bestest sense of humor and can take it
and dish it out....my favorite trait in a person.

Yes, Bob is back and the life is good.

Just wanted you to know I read your post. I look forward to more 3-D meetings, too. Believe it or not, I do hold back on many of my opinions. It is a charge to see reactions when one gets too close or vocal on some issues. I'll probably try to stick to more gentle topics myself this year. I resolve not call you hnoee every time I see you out and about. Happy New Year by the way.

Now hear this...stop holding back!

I do not have a minivan--PLEASE, Bob--a little respect here! (the dog hair, yes)

Molly is back in Dallas and I must say....I kinda miss be covered in sheltie hair.

[Miss Critter]

you can't be like me unless there's at least one minivan in the driveway and dog hair in everything you own

Substitute Suburban for minivan, and I qualify. If I could learn to spin dog hair into sweaters, I could start a cottage business. <No doubt swgb will provide the link showing me how to do that. >

hnnoe, if you quit posting, we'll have to up the klatch to 3x/week. I need my fix.

[scooterbug44]

I know that there is a company where you send in your dog's hair and they make yarn out of it.

I prefer wearing my dog hair the old-fashioned way - pucking everywhere w/ no knitting required!

[Miss Critter]

I bet organicmama could spin/knit it for me.

[Teresa]

I think we need to start the Bob Admiration Society. Or the We Love Bob Club. Let's come up with a good name.

B.Y.O.B : Be Your Own Bob!

I'm in...

[Minnie]

http://www.fortheloveofyarn.com/Issu..._doghair.shtml

I don't think Lab hair will qualify, goldens, huskies and shelties are good choices.

[Teresa]

http://www.fortheloveofyarn.com/Issu..._doghair.shtml

I don't think Lab hair will qualify, goldens, huskies and shelties are good choices.

some dog lovers would really go for this - I can just imagine! (not me)

[Jdarg]

I'm in...

Club Bob

Bob Bob Bo Bob Banana Fanna Fo Fob

[Mango]

BYOB--Dying here......

So Perfect, Hnooe. A secret club but everyone would think it means bring your booze.

[organicmama]

you can't be like me unless there's at least one minivan in the driveway and dog hair in everything you own

Does one minivan and cat hair on everything you own count? The Klatch is inspired by you.

[organicmama]

I bet organicmama could spin/knit it for me.

Ask SJ to do it.

[organicmama]

So where is the Klatch going to be held next week? I'm missing y'all & your smiling faces so early in the morning.

[SWGB]

I do not have a minivan--PLEASE, Bob--a little respect here! (the dog hair, yes)

A hatch back is pretty close though right?

Substitute Suburban for minivan, and I qualify. If I could learn to spin dog hair into sweaters, I could start a cottage business. <No doubt swgb will provide the link showing me how to do that. >

hnnoe, if you quit posting, we'll have to up the klatch to 3x/week. I need my fix.

You rang? http://www.ehow.com/how_2074482_knit...r-sweater.html

So where is the Klatch going to be held next week? I'm missing y'all & your smiling faces so early in the morning.

Shall we take it to PM? I prefer to keep it a little .

[ClintClint]

Bob--it's more than a name, it's what I do.
A limited number of MBAs ( Mutual Bob Admiration Society ) are still available. hahaha

Oh no h nooe! You are not going to leave me out here on the board as the sickest of the sickest minds.

[Miss Critter]

Those of us who read the Sweet Potato Queens books know that BOB stands for "battery operated boyfriend." No wonder he's so popular.

[DD]

Those of us who read the Sweet Potato Queens books know that BOB stands for "battery operated boyfriend." No wonder he's so popular.

[Teresa]

Bob--it's more than a name, it's what I do.
A limited number of MBAs ( Mutual Bob Admiration Society ) are still available. hahaha

Oh no h nooe! You are not going to leave me out here on the board as the sickest of the sickest minds.

Those of us who read the Sweet Potato Queens books know that BOB stands for "battery operated boyfriend." No wonder he's so popular.

ya'll are killing me!!!

Does one minivan and cat hair on everything you own count? The Klatch is inspired by you.

well, then let's call it Bob's Koffee Klatch, The Bob Group, Friends of Bob, Ho's of Bob, Bob Gang, Bob Ho Club, Bob Buddies, The Bobbers, The Bob Bunch, etc. "Come to the Bob Ho Coffee Club meeting this wednesday,..."

[Miss Kitty]

...Great ones, Toots! The Bobby Bunch!

[Miss Critter]

ya'll are killing me!!!



well, then let's call it Bob's Koffee Klatch, The Bob Group, Friends of Bob, Ho's of Bob, Bob Gang, Bob Ho Club, Bob Buddies, The Bobbers, The Bob Bunch, etc. "Come to the Bob Ho Coffee Club meeting this wednesday,..."

...Great ones, Toots! The Bobby Bunch!

Grayt ideas!! What say you, hnooe, our fearless leader? Should we take a vote? I'm kinda leaning toward the Bob Ho Coffee Club. . . .

[SWGB]

I can't do anything with Ho in it, I gave that up when I got married.

[hnooe]

I can't do anything with Ho in it, I gave that up when I got married.

Hey! you are still a little Ho(-hum).

[Miss Critter]

I can't do anything with Ho in it, I gave that up when I got married.

You are still a coffee ho.

[organicmama]

Y'all are killing me! Bob's gonna be afraid of meeting the Klatch now.

SWGB, it will be taken to PM now. ITA.

[Teresa]

You are still a coffee ho.

I am a coffee ho.

[organicmama]

I am a coffee ho.

I'm a coffee ho, trying to reduce my intake, but still lovin' y'all enough to hang out with you.