User Rank (words under username)

[kurt]

Your rank changes depending on your number of posts.

Rank and posts required:
Beach Crab 0
Beach Comber 25
Beach Dreamer 50
Beach Lover 100
Beach Nut 400
Beach Fanatic 600
Beach Bum 1,000
Beach Native 3,000
Beach Legend 5,000
SoWal Legend 10,000
SoWal Guru 20,000
SoWal Sage 30,000

Happy Posting!

[Franny]

I have a long way to go to be a Beach native!Thanks for posting Daddy-O. I had forgotten this information.

[audie]

thanks for the info kurt - but i'll always be a bum.....

[Smiling JOe]

What title do 50,000 posts get you? Psychotic? One other thought -- Aren't sages usually quiet?

[Jdarg]

Thankfully, whale is no longer a user rank.

[kurt]

What title do 50,000 posts get you? Psychotic? One other thought -- Aren't sages usually quiet?

Taking suggestions for 50,000.

Sages do not need a keyboard to post. Their thoughts appear as glowing threads.

[Will B]

I'm almost a nut!

Well, from a posting perspective, anyway...

[NoHall]

I skipped the first 8 ranks...someone has padded my posts or stolen my login info... I don't have time to post as much as it says I do.

[DD]

Thankfully, whale is no longer a user rank.

Thank goodness.

Taking suggestions for 50,000.

Sages do not need a keyboard to post. Their thoughts appear as glowing threads.

[Sheila]

Taking suggestions for 50,000.

Sages do not need a keyboard to post. Their thoughts appear as glowing threads.

Oracle?

[DD]

Taking suggestions for 50,000.

Sages do not need a keyboard to post. Their thoughts appear as glowing threads.

baron, caesar, caliph, crowned head, czar, emperor, gerent, imperator, kaiser, khan, magnate, maharajah, majesty, mikado, mogul, monarch, overlord, pasha, potentate, prince, rajah, rex, shah, sovereign, sultan, tycoon

I'm kinda partial to Sultan. Has a nice ring to it.

If it's a woman I like Empress--no wait--Most High Empress.

[kurt]

Some of those would make great character names in a novel - SoWal Kaiser - oh my!



SoWal Sultan - lol

[Smiling JOe]

Taking suggestions for 50,000.

Sages do not need a keyboard to post. Their thoughts appear as glowing threads.

Unemployed

[SWGB]

What if the person who hits it gets to choose?

[rapunzel]

I can't believe I'm still just a Fanatic. I have less than 1000 posts.

It has me thinking, dear Kurt, that your system values quantity over quality. While some people post smilies, I post treatises. I think I deserve a better rank. Or a least some smarty-pants comment under my name.

[SWGB]

I can't believe I'm still just a Fanatic. I have less than 1000 posts.

It has me thinking, dear Kurt, that your system values quantity over quality. While some people post smilies, I post treatises. I think I deserve a better rank. Or a least some smarty-pants comment under my name.

I'm pretty sure you can do that yourself, not sure how. Some other people have stuff there.

[NoHall]

I'm pretty sure you can do that yourself, not sure how. Some other people have stuff there.

If I knew how, I'd probably remember how to change it. That's some kind of strange badge of honor...

[Hop]

...hmmm...i think my comment got yanked....god...is that you?

[Miss Kitty]

I can't believe I'm still just a Fanatic. I have less than 1000 posts.

It has me thinking, dear Kurt, that your system values quantity over quality. While some people post smilies, I post treatises. I think I deserve a better rank. Or a least some smarty-pants comment under my name.

...you'd definitely come out better if the system counted words, not posts! Don't go changing...we need your posts! I think you need "Obama Chick" as your "nickname"!!

I'm pretty sure you can do that yourself, not sure how. Some other people have stuff there.

Wrong...you are not in control!

If I knew how, I'd probably remember how to change it. That's some kind of strange badge of honor...

I think I know how you got that hmmm.... thing. Go read your blogs!

[SWGB]

If I knew how, I'd probably remember how to change it. That's some kind of strange badge of honor...

Ah so Daddy-O has to do it I guess?

[scooterbug44]

50K posts should be "grand high poo-bah"

[drunkkenartist]

I kinda like the High Priestess thing, especially since SoWalGayBoi will be there by next week....


xoxoxox

I think I'm going to quit at 3000. I'm already a SoWal Native, by then I'll have the title to prove it!

Wasn't there a line in "Finding Nemo" something like...

"Just keep posting, just keep posting...."

[Beach House 25]

Your rank changes depending on your number of posts.

Rank and posts required:
Beach Crab 0
Beach Tourist 5
Beach Comber 25
Beach Dreamer 50
Beach Lover 100
Beach Nut 400
Beach Fanatic 600
Beach Bum 1,000
Beach Native 3,000
Beach Legend 5,000
SoWal Legend 10,000
SoWal Guru 20,000
SoWal Sage 30,000

Happy Posting!

Neptune? Admiral? my favorite... No Life!
Looks like JOe will be the 1st to reach this level.. so maybe something like a Joey?

[Biff]

Greetings big daddy ."O".

1- ROhip NALL is fabricating the truth!
2- Punz has a point.....
3- SJ has one too....
4- 50,000 should = SoWaL Moderator, capable of instant padding/banning and awarding animated avatars to those who have the best bribing techniques!!! ; ~ )

[InletBchDweller]

I have not received one either. I need to mind my p's and q's or may be in trouble....


Hop, yours is gone.

[seacrestkristi]

sowal swami

[Biff]

Addict..... ""Pres of the 12 step program""..... to eliminate your keyboard from your everyday walk of life...........YOU CAN DO IT !!!

.......membership required.........

......nominal monthly fee billed to your c.c.......

[bluemtnrunner]

All those years growing up ankle deep in salt water, selling shrimp in my dad's bait shop and here I am....a TOURIST again

[Miss Kitty]

All those years growing up ankle deep in salt water, selling shrimp in my dad's bait shop and here I am....a TOURIST again

6 more posts and you can be a Beach Comber! Good luck!

[Biff]

6 more posts and you can be a Beach Comber! Good luck!

[Cheering472]

All those years growing up ankle deep in salt water, selling shrimp in my dad's bait shop and here I am....a TOURIST again

So hurry up and post, it'll change.

[Biff]

YES!!!!!!! HURRY!!!!! Come on; time's a wastin

So hurry up and post, it'll change.

[bluemtnrunner]

I'm a beach comber....Daddy would be so proud....I'd just like to thank all of the little people who made me laugh and made me cry....made me so angry I posted 15 more times.

[Miss Kitty]

I'm a beach comber....Daddy would be so proud....I'd just like to thank all of the little people who made me laugh and made me cry....made me so angry I posted 15 more times.

...see how that works? Congrats!

[SWGB]

I'm a beach comber....Daddy would be so proud....I'd just like to thank all of the little people who made me laugh and made me cry....made me so angry I posted 15 more times.

Now your hooked aren't you?

[bluemtnrunner]

It beats sitting at the computer doing my job!!!!