Penis Cake

[Smiling JOe]

OUCH!

Penis cake pans are not for men, Landlocked!

[Landlocked]

Penis cake pans are not for men, Landlocked!

I thought she meant she had laughed at some penises in her days?

[kathydwells]

I thought she meant she had laughed at some penises in her days?

I did LL, you got it. Now we just have to work on SJ!!!!!

[Teresa]

board tramp?

I don't think we have one yet ... but we do need one.. we have plenty of board hoes and board moes and board hawgs, board dawgs... board huggers and board hags...

who wants to be the board tramp raise your hand?

[Smiling JOe]

I thought she meant she had laughed at some penises in her days?

By your reaction, "Ouch!," I thought you might have tried to use a penis cake pan.

...and no, Kathydwells, you are not going to get me to use one. From Landlocked's reaction, I learned not to use one.

[kathydwells]

and no, Kathydwells, you are not going to get me to use one. From Landlocked's reaction, I learned not to use one.

Oh really? Well I bet if I poured you many shots of tekillya and you drank a few or 20 of those Guininess' I could get you to use one!!! I am not real sure what you would use it for, but I bet I could get you too!!!!

[Smiling JOe]

Oh really? Well I bet if I poured you many shots of tekillya and you drank a few or 20 of those Guininess' I could get you to use one!!! I am not real sure what you would use it for, but I bet I could get you too!!!!

You can pour them, but I know my limit, and no longer choose to go to that zone.

[kathydwells]

You can pour them, but I know my limit, and no longer choose to go to that zone.

Smart man, SJ!!!!

[CJ]

"The priority is for penis cakes"

That is a sentence I expected to go my whole life and never see written anywhere.

[CJ]

I gave my friend a blow-up doll for her bachelorette party, we made her take it with us bar-hopping all over town in our hired limo and it made for some pretty amusing photo opportunities (I later gave one of the audacious photos to our boss at the time and to my friend's embarrassment he used it in our Monday morning sales meeting to demonstrate good customer service! :laughing1 -- those were the days when you could get away with that stuff!)

I love it!!! I need more of those suggestions.

[wintersbk]

By your reaction, "Ouch!," I thought you might have tried to use a penis cake pan.

[seagrovelover]

Oh really? Well I bet if I poured you many shots of tekillya and you drank a few or 20 of those Guininess' I could get you to use one!!! I am not real sure what you would use it for, but I bet I could get you too!!!!

WTF!!!!!!!

[CJ]

I was thinking we would only have cocktails with appropriate names like "Sex on the Beach" or "Harvey Wallbangers"

I could use any recipes or suggestions for drinks that may be fun to serve.

Is there one called "ball and chain" or "this is the last time you will ever get to enjoy a party like this because your youth will soon be over"? What's in it besides a lot of bitters?

[Smiling JOe]

I was thinking we would only have cocktails with appropriate names like "Sex on the Beach" or "Harvey Wallbangers"

I could use any recipes or suggestions for drinks that may be fun to serve.

Is there one called "ball and chain" or "this is the last time you will ever get to enjoy a party like this because your youth will soon be over"? What's in it besides a lot of bitters?

CJ, just make up fun names for already existing drinks. You could even call beer a particular name other than beer, wine a particular name, ...

It could be fun. Heck you could even give yourselves new names for the evening and wear nametags.

[Kimmifunn]

Isn't there a "Comfortable Screw Against The Wall"? I know that's a drink. Let me think...these types of things are my specialty.

We just had a party where we had cards that said different things like "one night stand guy", "lives with mom guy", ect. and you would have to take a picture. It was like a guy's scavenger hunt. That was a blast...

[Miss Kitty]

"The priority is for penis cakes"

That is a sentence I expected to go my whole life and never see written anywhere.

I figured this cake had been eaten a long time ago!!!! (insert your own smilie here!)

[CJ]

Isn't there a "Comfortable Screw Against The Wall"? I know that's a drink. Let me think...these types of things are my specialty.

We just had a party where we had cards that said different things like "one night stand guy", "lives with mom guy", ect. and you would have to take a picture. It was like a guy's scavenger hunt. That was a blast...

I love that idea. Were they business cards or cards you held up in front of the guy you took the photo of? Could be a great contest/scavenger hunt

[Kimmifunn]

Yeah! One of the girls got them. They looked like playing cards. Let me find out where she got them. It was a blast. We didn't tell the guy what we were doing, but when we were posing we would stick the card up in front of him. They ate it up...of course!

[Nate]

I see that what started out as a simple, innocent request for a baker has turned into material for the next Chris Rock special. You guys are ABSOLUTELY hilarious and it is obvious that this is a community that truly steps up in times of crisis to aid the needs of strangers, regardless of the request....penis cakes included! Thank you for all your insight! I promise to take a picture of the cake and post it immediately...peace out.

[wintersbk]

I see that what started out as a simple, innocent request for a baker has turned into material for the next Chris Rock special. You guys are ABSOLUTELY hilarious and it is obvious that this is a community that truly steps up in times of crisis to aid the needs of strangers, regardless of the request....penis cakes included! Thank you for all your insight! I promise to take a picture of the cake and post it immediately...peace out.

So....you're the penis caker baker!!

[Nate]

No - i'm just the one who requested the cake!

[RiverOtter]

I promise to take a picture of the cake and post it immediately...peace out.

Which piece?

[Smiling JOe]

I just spoke with the baker of the Penis Cake. LOL. Let's just say, the Penis Cake is in the oven. (not really, Nate, just wanted to say that.)

I hear that you were a littel bit embarassed? Tell us more, please. The Penis Cake Baker said that Nate felt a little more relieved when she found out that the Penis Cake Baker had recently baked a Tits Cake. However, he said that Nate turned red, even thru the phone, when he asked her how big to make the Penis Cake. . I cannot stop laughing. I almost fell on the ground when he said that. I am still crying with laughter.

[Teresa]

the Penis Cake Baker had recently baked a Tits Cake.

[Smiling JOe]

...and the thread keeps growing and growing, almost like the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...

[RiverOtter]

Penis Cake Baker had recently baked a Tits Cake.

Were these 2 in ANY way connected

[CJ]

I just spoke with the baker of the Penis Cake. LOL. Let's just say, the Penis Cake is in the oven. (not really, Nate, just wanted to say that.)

I hear that you were a littel bit embarassed? Tell us more, please. The Penis Cake Baker said that Nate felt a little more relieved when she found out that
the Penis Cake Baker had recently baked a Tits Cake. However, he said that Nate turned red, even thru the phone, when he asked her how big to make the Penis Cake. . I cannot stop laughing. I almost fell on the ground when he said that. I am still crying with laughter.

This is what she sent me:

Nate: just talked to cake baker - the order is in - as expected, the second I said "penis" I started giggling like a school girl....I mean somethings will
never change.

CJ: He's going to do it?

Nate: YUP - he said in his deep southern accent "I just did a boob cake for a
bunch of guys, ma'am - a penis is no problem....I just gotta order the pan."

Sorry Nate, I had to share. I feel they have all come so far with us.

[Smiling JOe]

Were these 2 in ANY connected

The tits were adjacent to one another on the Tits Cake, but the Penis Cake is a separate order. I believe there may be an upcharge to get a combo cake.

[RiverOtter]

The tits were adjacent to one another on the Tits Cake, but the Penis Cake is a separate order. I believe there may be an upcharge to get a combo cake.

just checkin

[Smiling JOe]

This is what she sent me:

Nate: just talked to cake baker - the order is in - as expected, the second I said "penis" I started giggling like a school girl....I mean somethings will
never change.

CJ: He's going to do it?

Nate: YUP - he said in his deep southern accent "I just did a boob cake for a
bunch of guys, ma'am - a penis is no problem....I just gotta order the pan."

Sorry Nate, I had to share. I feel they have all come so far with us.

I about choked.

[Landlocked]

Were these 2 in ANY connected

[wintersbk]

This is what she sent me:

Nate: just talked to cake baker - the order is in - as expected, the second I said "penis" I started giggling like a school girl....I mean somethings will
never change.

CJ: He's going to do it?

Nate: YUP - he said in his deep southern accent "I just did a boob cake for a
bunch of guys, ma'am - a penis is no problem....I just gotta order the pan."

Sorry Nate, I had to share. I feel they have all come so far with us.

This may have already been discussed but is this going to be a chocolate cake or a vanilla cake?

[Landlocked]

This may have already been discussed but is this going to be a chocolate cake or a vanilla cake?

I was wondering if these things are horizontal or vertical cakes??

[Smiling JOe]

Okay, I think the Penis / Tit Cake Baker may have a new business specialty.

I thought he would be very shocked and blush as much as Nate, who requested the cake. I guess since he just finished up a Boob job (cake), he thought nothing of a Penis Cake.

[CJ]

I wanted red velvet but we will probably have to wait til Nate gets back to work tomorrow to know for sure.

[Smiling JOe]

I was wondering if these things are horizontal or vertical cakes??

Looking at the Penis Cake pans, I think we are talking about a flat cake. It may be difficult to get the Penis Cake up. Even if you could get it up, it probably would not stay up for too long.

[RiverOtter]

I was wondering if these things are horizontal or vertical cakes??

That would depend on the position Am I right :?:

[Landlocked]

Looking at the Penis Cake pans, I think we are talking about a flat cake. It may be difficult to get the Penis Cake up. Even if you could get it up, it probably would not stay up for too long.

I bet he could do it. He could even make two and do it like that Saddam statue thing in Baghad.

[Smiling JOe]

I bet he could do it. He could even make two and do it like that Saddam statue thing in Baghad.

I think the c_ock fight post is on another thread.

[kathydwells]

Which piece?

We want ALL of it.

[kathydwells]

...and the thread keeps growing and growing, almost like the Energizer Bunny keeps going and going...

I wish!!!!!

[Smiling JOe]

Nate, I hope this is not a problem, but the baker does not bake hard Penis Cakes.

[kathydwells]

Nate, I hope this is not a problem, but the baker does not bake hard Penis Cakes.

Hey Nate, if it ain't hard...don't take it!!!!!!

[Smiling JOe]

How much does one have to beat the ingredients to make a Penis Cake? If one beats the Penis Cake ingredients too long, will the Penis Cake be hard? I have more questions, but that is all I will ask for the moment.

[kathydwells]

How much does one have to beat the ingredients to make a Penis Cake? If one beats the Penis Cake ingredients too long, will the Penis Cake be hard? I have more questions, but that is all I will ask for the moment.

SJ, are you PUI? I think I like this side of you. To answer your question, I think it is all in HOW you beat it....to make it hard!

[Smiling JOe]

SJ, are you PUI? I think I like this side of you. To answer your question, I think it is all in HOW you beat it....to make it hard!

No, I'm not PUI. I am just being silly.

As Tom Robbins once said, "Life is much too serious to take life seriously."

[Jdarg]

I am sure there is a way to incorporate Viagra into the cake batter, which should make the cake hard for a long time and stand up too. At least that's what the commercial says, although I don't think they were talking about cakes.

Like in the ad, you don't see the lovey dovey couple tearing for the kitchen to don the aprons and bake.

[RiverOtter]

I am sure there is a way to incorporate Viagra into the cake batter, which should make the cake hard for a long time and stand up too. At least that's what the commercial says, although I don't think they were talking about cakes.

Like in the ad, you don't see the lovey dovey couple tearing for the kitchen to don the aprons and bake.

BUT... if the cake stood up for more than 4 hours you would have to call the baker... right

[Kimmifunn]

Looking at the Penis Cake pans, I think we are talking about a flat cake. It may be difficult to get the Penis Cake up. Even if you could get it up, it probably would not stay up for too long.

As long as there isn't whiskey in the recipe it should stand up fine....

[Jdarg]

BUT... if the cake stood up for more than 4 hours you would have to call the baker... right

I think as long as you don't put in nitroglycerin you'll be OK.