SoWal Speak: A Primer

[Mango]

nohall, you mean to tell me that you did not get a glimpse of hop's OMBs while you were in town? I'm appalled.

for info on OMBs, please refer to this thread...http://www.sowal.com/bb/showthread.p...ighlight=balls

Starting her off with baby steps huh? before you know it, Nohall, you'll be reading the penis cake thread.

[Teresa]

OLD MAN BALLS

Y'all quit pretending to be so pure and virtuous.

[Jdarg]

Welcome back!

[Beach Runner]

Thanks, you all, for clueing me in.

[Miss Kitty]

Thanks, you all, for clueing me in.

You are welcome...in your case, it would be BOMB's.

[NoHall]

nohall, you mean to tell me that you did not get a glimpse of hop's OMBs while you were in town? I'm appalled.

for info on OMBs, please refer to this thread...http://www.sowal.com/bb/showthread.p...ighlight=balls

(That's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.)

Let me just say clearly and decisively and unambiguously that no, I did not see Hop's OMBs. (I saw him in a speedo many-a time when we were young'uns, though.)

Now I REALLY have a headache...



p.s. I'm not sure I want to see the penis cake thread now. Y'all are corrupting me...

[Teresa]

(That's one of the funniest videos I've ever seen.)

Let me just say clearly and decisively and unambiguously that no, I did not see Hop's OMBs. (I saw him in a speedo many-a time when we were young'uns, though.)

Now I REALLY have a headache...



p.s. I'm not sure I want to see the penis cake thread now. Y'all are corrupting me...

well, I'll admit right here and now that I absolutely did see hop's OMBs. we all did at the soiree in April. and they were hanging right by his old man ankles. have you never wondered what hop's signature line means at the bottom of his posts?

[Jdarg]

well, I'll admit right here and now that I absolutely did see hop's OMBs. we all did at the soiree in April. and they were hanging right by his old man ankles. have you never wondered what hop's signature line means at the bottom of his posts?

Poor Hop. And his poor ol' OMBs.

[Miss Kitty]

Poor Hop. And his poor ol' OMBs.

Them was some real shindigs.

[audie]

OLD MAN BALLS

Y'all quit pretending to be so pure and virtuous.

i have never pretended this, just for the record..

...you are such a brazen woman!!!

ummm pot, meet kettle

Quit calling me names, you one-woman-tequila -storage facility!!! OMG I am really tee teeing now!!!

she's got to stock up for the shortage !

well, I'll admit right here and now that I absolutely did see hop's OMBs. we all did at the soiree in April. and they were hanging right by his old man ankles. have you never wondered what hop's signature line means at the bottom of his posts?

i have never laughed so hard in my life he's lucky he didn't give himself a black eye...

[Beach Runner]

You are welcome...in your case, it would be BOMB's.

[Hop]

i can't leave you people alone for ten minutes...i try to go out and have a lovely dinner...i come back...and you're trying to corrupt my friend...as she said to me the other day "She'd have to poke out her mind's eye"

[audie]

i can't leave you people alone for ten minutes...i try to go out and have a lovely dinner...i come back...and you're trying to corrupt my friend...as she said to me the other day "She'd have to poke out her mind's eye"

blahblahblah - you love it and you know it...

[Hop]

blahblahblah - you love it and you know it...

[DD]

"Cross-threading"--Referring to another thread in a different thread.

[Miss Kitty]

"Cross-threading"--Referring to another thread in a different thread.

...wow, not only are you cute, but smart as well!!!

[NoHall]

well, I'll admit right here and now that I absolutely did see hop's OMBs. we all did at the soiree in April. and they were hanging right by his old man ankles. have you never wondered what hop's signature line means at the bottom of his posts?

EWWWWWW!!!!

As for the signature line, don't forget that I grew up with him AND his 3 brothers. One learns QUICKLY not to ask questions that you might not want answered. Clearly I should have remembered that when I asked what OMB meant.

I love you people.

[DD]

...wow, not only are you cute, but smart as well!!!

[Mango]

"Cross-threading"--Referring to another thread in a different thread.

Good one, but at this hour I thought it said Cross Dressing.

[Miss Kitty]

Good one, but at this hour I thought it said Cross Dressing.

Great idea...at the Hodown, Hop must dress like a wench!!!

[Hop]

Great idea...at the Hodown, Hop must dress like a wench!!!

careful what you wish for....

[DD]

Good one, but at this hour I thought it said Cross Dressing.

I thought that's what I typed for a minute...

[NoHall]

Great idea...at the Hodown, Hop must dress like a wench!!!

Wait a minute. You're telling me that he has OMB, and now you want to put him in a skirt? Ewwww...!

[audie]

Great idea...at the Hodown, Hop must dress like a wench!!!

that i must see !

[Miss Kitty]

Wait a minute. You're telling me that he has OMB, and now you want to put him in a skirt? Ewwww...!

I think Hoppy would make a lovely wench. He would, however, need to drop the omb's...which, won't be a problem since they were almost there anyway.

[sunkist]

grayt (great)
gulls (girls)
camel toe (frontal indentation)
penis cake (self-explanatory)
woot woot (exclaiming one's joy)
got pix (got pix)

there are so many more. what are ya'll waiting for???

tinkle
cockapoo (is this correct?)
fartblossom
BF (as in BF glass of wine)
dr. mofo (there's only one) (maybe some of the nicknames deserve to be in the dictionary, don't know)
martha stewart (punzy)
child bride (punzy)
resident russell crowe (see dr mofo)
resident counselor (cck)
resident others I can't recall right now

[Miss Kitty]

for dd...

Shello?...how a sowaller answers their shellphone.

[Smiling JOe]

Wait a minute. You're telling me that he has OMB

Yes, there is a photo of him with the OMB hanging out at the 2007 Ho-Down.

[Allifunn]

for dd...

Shello?...how a sowaller answers their shellphone.

[Teresa]

EWWWWWW!!!!

As for the signature line, don't forget that I grew up with him AND his 3 brothers. One learns QUICKLY not to ask questions that you might not want answered. Clearly I should have remembered that when I asked what OMB meant.

I love you people.

Good one, but at this hour I thought it said Cross Dressing.

perfect!

Great idea...at the Hodown, Hop must dress like a wench!!!

yes!

careful what you wish for....

you're gonna do it aren't you???

Wait a minute. You're telling me that he has OMB, and now you want to put him in a skirt? Ewwww...!

yep!

[NoHall]

Oh, dear.

I've already seen his biggest brother in a short little cheerleading skirt. Those Hop legs in drag are disturbing, to say the least.

Can't we just talk about Hop's sweet little face instead?

[Sheila]

for dd...

Shello?...how a sowaller answers their shellphone.

I'd probably get better service from a shell while I'm there! Freakin' cell phone service.

[audie]

I'd probably get better service from a shell while I'm there! Freakin' cell phone service.

amen sistah ! i think 2 tin cans and a piece of string would work better than my verizon service, at least until i get to 98.

[Sheila]

amen sistah ! i think 2 tin cans and a piece of string would work better than my verizon service, at least until i get to 98.

I am dumping them in Sept.! Dunnzo!

[audie]

their service is excellent here, there is just something about the edge of land there in florida that sucks all the verizon signals into it.....

[Jerry Lewis]

Yes, there is a photo of him with the OMB hanging out at the 2007 Ho-Down.

[Teresa]

OLD MAN BALLS

Y'all quit pretending to be so pure and virtuous.

I didn't even finish reading this old thread. laughing too much....

Whiteyfunn - this is for you.... as we were recently talking about "SoWal lingo"..

[DD]

[Beach Runner]

Thanks for posting this! So much funn.

Remember when we used to say "sheet" instead of "sh--"? Every time I teach the gen ed class that uses Excel, I giggle every time I say Sheet 1, Sheet 2, etc.

[Allifunn]

I think we need an up-date?