Drink Wine, NOT WATER!!!!!!!!!!

drunkkenartist · 05-06-2008, 08:29 PM

I don't know if this has been posted before,
but if it has, too bad.
I've never seen it, and therefore
it warrants repeating. Drink up!

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli, ( E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of sh*t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service.

scooterbug44 · 05-06-2008, 08:37 PM

My liquor store has that taped to the cash register!!!

JUL · 05-06-2008, 09:22 PM

Thank you for your wisdom

seagrovegirl · 05-06-2008, 10:00 PM

Vindicated!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!! WINE!!!!

DuneLaker · 05-07-2008, 11:09 PM

Thanks. I'll try to always remember to drink a glass of wine before I drink water.