I wish they would close my cards - and tell me I didn't owe anything. That would be far too excellent.
ShallowsFuzz has a credit card with them. Then they bought the company that was managing one of mine (Citibank bought the other one

), and then of course they gobbled up Countrywide. So now, against my will, we have two credit cards and a mortgage with them.
And it's really odd how we used to get several balance transfer offers every week, and now there are not any...