New airport bogus

[Ravin Loon]

Baggage-Handling Mix-Up Sends Dirty Bomb To St. Louis

NEW YORK—Even in the air-conditioned confines of New York's John F. Kennedy Airport back on June 14, Abu Basir Yousef was sweating.
Enlarge Image http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/3-Baggage-Handling-C.article.jpg (javascript:void(0);) Terrorist Yousef waits in vain for his dirty bomb.

His sole piece of luggage—a black duffel bag—was lost upon his arrival in New York.
Despite hours of waiting, and several U.S. Airways check-in counter workers and Transportation Security Administration screeners joining in the search, the Yemen-born 32-year-old had yet to hear any positive updates. Finally, a baggage claim representative approached him.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/baggage_handling_mix_up_sends

Wake up people!!!! I know the usual suspects will doubt me and say that this is just stirring things up!!! I'm not a rascist and I am "concerned"!!!!

[rapunzel]

As spokesperson for The Clique, I regret to inform you that we find your post to be both unsavory and bigoted. Much like a pearl on a leather cord that fails to feel gritty when rubbed against the teeth, your post reeks of inauthenticity.

Begone and good day!

[Smiling JOe]

did you lose your password for the Raven identity? Just noticed the "I'm not a racist" comment. I am curious to know who is calling you a racist? Is it someone on SoWal, or Americans in general?

[jdarg]

:floor:oh sheeit:floor:

Glad to see life getting back to normal!:funn:

[kathydwells]

I think we have been introduced to 6thgens relative.

[Ravin Loon]

As spokesperson for The Clique, I regret to inform you that we find your post to be both unsavory and bigoted. Much like a pearl on a leather cord that fails to feel gritty when rubbed against the teeth, your post reeks of inauthenticity.

Begone and good day!

this is exactly the sort of thing that was expected

here is some more info

www.boguslink.com (http://www.boguslink.com)

Local issue supported by bogus facts.

The following article should be used by people who are trying to support an issue they feel is the forefront in their community. It has no relavance to the actual community however it might just mention something that is a national problem and could be construed to be directed at a local issue....

[Ravin Loon]

rascists all of you!!!

[kathydwells]

rascists all of you!!!

BITE ME!!!!!

[scooterbug44]

Much like a pearl on a leather cord that fails to feel gritty when rubbed against the teeth, your post reeks of inauthenticity.

:funn:

Love a good satire, though this one needs a little more humor and a bit less bile!

[Smiling JOe]

rascists all of you!!!and you are calling us racists because? :idontno: Maybe I'm missing a few posts. :idontno:

I was unaware that they allowed patients in the psychiatric ward use of the internet computers after hours.

[rapunzel]

:funn:

Love a good satire, though this one needs a little more humor and a bit less bile!

Oh, lighten up. There was no bile in that. If I'm going to pick on others, I must pick on myself, too. Or maybe you don't get dry humor? I guess this isn't the best medium for it.

[scooterbug44]

Rapunzel, I meant the "Ravin loon" sendup of Raven and the hysterical crime wave postings. Your comment I just loved! :wub:

[Smiling JOe]

So is there something bogus about the new airport, other than the rumor from an attorney, that the VPS was closing down next year?

[raven]

:funn:

Love a good satire, though this one needs a little more humor and a bit less bile!

:lolabove:
love the screen name! nice tribute!
but satire requires intelligence and not just infantile rage and bullying behavior.
don't think anyone on this particular thread is capable sadly.
but good try kids!
hahaha!

[jdarg]

I love The Onion.:clap:

[Miss Kitty]

As spokesperson for The Clique, I regret to inform you that we find your post to be both unsavory and bigoted. Much like a pearl on a leather cord that fails to feel gritty when rubbed against the teeth, your post reeks of inauthenticity.

Begone and good day!

:funn:

Love a good satire, though this one needs a little more humor and a bit less bile!

Oh, lighten up. There was no bile in that. If I'm going to pick on others, I must pick on myself, too. Or maybe you don't get dry humor? I guess this isn't the best medium for it.

Rapunzel, I meant the "Ravin loon" sendup of Raven and the hysterical crime wave postings. Your comment I just loved! :wub:

Do I hear the buzzing of misquotos? :wave:

[jdarg]

Do I hear the buzzing of misquotos? :wave:

Buzz buzz!:biggrin:

[Smiling JOe]

:lolabove:
love the screen name! nice tribute!
but satire requires intelligence and not just infantile rage and bullying behavior.
don't think anyone on this particular thread is capable sadly.
but good try kids!
hahaha!

If you are looking for intelligence, how about this piece of work I found on the web? This person speaks with such an arrogance, yet the writer thinks that Genarlow Wilson has something to do with the State of Alabama. :funn: Genarlow's case involved the State of Georgia. I guess we expect too much of smart people sometimes. ;-):


"When I first got into the gig of writing, I was an avid supporter of the justice system but then I got smart. You could be a high powered prodigy with an impossible 400 IQ crammed into a gigantic cranium with every facet of the law memorized and you wouldn't even make a dent towards single handedly overturning some of the most frivolously archaic laws that subjugate those that commit misdemeanors. Total amnesty for celebrities with bulging pockets and the time burned by media's hypocrites for covering a story that they complain about. Obesity is great, let's toss another huge chunk of fat into that fire, by the time they stroll out on parole they will have enough of a roaring blaze for Fox's next reality show. Hopefully, Genarlow Wilson, now 21, will be freed from the jaws of a flawed and antiquated system of Alabama. Wilson who was slapped a 10-year sentence for consensual oral sex with a 15 year old girl when he was 17 has already spent 27 months in jail knowing that had he had sex with the girl it would have been just a misdemeanor!!! If anyone ever uses "writers block" as a scapegoat, they obviously haven't read the news."

[sowalgayboi]

:popcorn: