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SON
08-07-2007, 10:24 AM
Karmic Ripoff Horoscopes For Today August 7th
By SON

Aquarius

You need your space today. Don't bite off more than you can chew . watch a good show instead of worrying about things beyond your control because 1/2 the stuff never happens and the other 1/2 happens no matter what you do.

Pisces

Work it ! Don't expect your ship to come in if you did not send any ships out. Have some chocolate while you think about this. A second chance 4 romance ? Or is round two gonna be just like round one ?

Aries

Tell the Control freaks to bugger off . Live in the now, deal with the now. Have a Expresso And keep stumbling toward greatness.

Taurus

Mo Money is more likely. Look for better work if your in a go nowhere rut. And don't forget the Music, the Gang, The fun.

Gemini

Hey , you can't win them all . Did someone's Karma run over your dogma? Get over it. Todays a NEW DAY.

Cancer

Strut your stuff and don't sweat the critics. "If ya done it it ain't bragging"-will Rogers You know how to separate the wheat from the chaff baby.

Leo

Thanks to never take no for an answer you we have some progress. And you know all work and no play makes Leo a dullard .Think about what would truly please the one you have your eye on.


Virgo

Don't let other people give you THEIR problems. Do what you need to but save some energy for yourself today. Think about who your real friends are.

Libra

Words spoken can never be taken back. Stay on the easy side of the street today. Keep your security turned on as you move around in public today.

Scorpio

Plan your work and work your plan. Know the value of who you are and what you do for others and refuse to be anyones doormat.

Sagittarius

Door #1 #2 or #3. Time to move off the dime. Cha Cha Changes. Consider
Yourself as well as others for your acts of generosity.

Capricorn

We all like to hear about how cool we are and a simple thank you will do. You'll be Lucky in Love but watch your back otherwise.

30A Skunkape
08-07-2007, 10:51 AM
Actually, you might have a future in this endeavor. You can't be any worse than the 'pros', as demonstrated here by one of my favorites, James Randi:lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dp2Zqk8vHw

scooterbug44
08-07-2007, 12:18 PM
I liked mine!