Help Drunkken Artist

[Bobby J]

This was sent to me by Kenny,
Can anyone help him!!!
Help I've Fallen, and I can't get up!
er, rather, I've fallen off and can't get back on!

Friday I accidentally logged off of SOWAL.com, and have not been able to get back in since. My user id and password will not work. I work in I.T. for SallieMae, I walk people through websites all day long, I know what I'm doing. I actually do most if not all password resets for the whole company. I'm not doing anything wrong, but I can't get anyone from the site to return my emails.

Do you have any pull/influence, know-how or know-who, that would get me back on? Since you and Suzanne introduced me to the site its like heroine, and I've been without a fix since Friday! I'm shaking over here, tremblin.

Is there a sowal detox? I'm sufferin' from withdrawal. I've followed all instructions to the letter and as a last resort submitted feedback, to no avail.

Thanks for anything you can do.

Meanwhile, other than reading your posts, and playing telephone tag with Momma Jeanie, I haven't heard anything from/about you. How goes it? Hope all is well.

Talk to me,

K

[Miss Kitty]

:eek: ...our pusher is out of town!!!!

[Smiling JOe]

I have no problem logging on as drunkenartist. :floor: just kidding. If drunkenartist is the IT guy for SallieMae and he is having trouble... just kidding again. :funn:

Steps to recovery:
Be sure computer is plugged in, powered on, and internet access is available (:lolabove:).
I know you are an IT guy, but remember to use your correct password, and it is case sensitive.

Also, remember to use your correct user id which is "drunkkenartist (http://www.sowal.com/bb/member.php?u=3956)" (that is some sort of RiverOtter spelling, which is probably the culpret.) The incorrect user ID seems to get some people.

We need you back on, so do some IT magic.

[Bobby J]

Thgis is from Kenny when I told him what Sueshore said.... Someone help him I can not keep doing this::::eek:

Yeah I just went to the site and saw that! Wow. I'm having an anxiety attack! Where's my xanex? Oh the horror of it all!

Oh well, might as well run the vacuum, do the dishes, clean the bathroom and go to work!

No SOWAL=Clean House! http://cdn-cf.aol.com/se/smi/0201d25e61/01

k

[Smiling JOe]

Tell drunkkenartist to not place a space in his name. You are showing it as drunkken artist. When he registered, he did it as one word. ;-)

[Beachbummett]

Okay...if something is not done soon I am afraid drunkkenartist will go into dt's! I received this:

I know Bobby must be getting tired of playing mediator between me and SOWAL and smiling joe. Have you been reading the thread of me getting locked out?

This is what is happening.

I'm logging in with "drunkkenartist". All lower case, all one word, 2 k's.

Then I'm putting in the password(s) that I would normally use. Each time it comes back saying "thank you for logging in" then it says I'm being redirected. But I don't get redirected, it just boots me off again.

Help I'm stuck in a loop and I can't get out. I'm in SOWAL Limbo. I'm a sowal limbo bimbo.

Could you forward this on to Smiling Joe or the powers that be?

Thanks

Kenny

Would someone please do something! If we don't do something soon I am afraid he will be a quivering wreck in the corner....:shock: Any advice to pass on...name of a detox center....interventionist :idontno:

[audie]

:popcorn:

[Miss Kitty]

sowal limbo bimbo....:floor:

Sorry I laughed da...:blush: .

[DD]

poor da!:(

[Smiling JOe]

I am not the "powers that be." Just trying to get your crack back in your pipe. Be sure that your cap lock isn't on when entering your password.

[RB]

Can't the artist create another user until he/she figures out what is wrong?

[kurt]

I sent him a new password - we'll see if it works.

Tell him to clear all cookies and reboot. Or try logging in from another computer.

[Beachbummett]

I sent him a new password - we'll see if it works.

Tell him to clear all cookies and reboot. Or try logging in from another computer.


Thanks Daddy-O! I will send him an email now!:clap_1:

[Poodleone]

I started reading this drama at work last night and now I am hooked! I'll check back in after I wake up.....hope it all works out....

[Miss Kitty]

I started reading this drama at work last night and now I am hooked! I'll check back in after I wake up.....hope it all works out....


:floor: ...no mo drama!!! Between this and lbh's little problem, we can't take much more!!!

[lindatat]

:floor: ...no mo drama!!! Between this and lbh's little problem, we can't take much more!!!

Well my little problem is gone - let's hope drunkkenartist has fared as well!

[drunkkenartist]

Well my little problem is gone - let's hope drunkkenartist has fared as well!

Well, just to let you all know I havee logged in under the Drunk aritst!!!! I am beginning to wonder how much he really drinks because I logged right in. Anyway, Kenny I love ya!!! Hope you can get back in soon.

Sincerely,
Bobby J:D

[Miss Kitty]

Well, just to let you all know I havee logged in under the Drunk aritst!!!! I am beginning to wonder how much he really drinks because I logged right in. Anyway, Kenny I love ya!!! Hope you can get back in soon.

Sincerely,
Bobby J:D

:blink:

[Beachbummett]

THIS JUST IN: (from Kenny to my email)


OK You two. I greatly appreciate all that you have done to get me in contact with Kurt to help me get back on. Let me tell ya this much.

I'm not kidding when I say this is what I do all day at work. I'm thoroughly trained in these systems now, this is what I do. I cleared my cookies, I rebooted. I'm about to try it from another computer.
Meanwhile, I'm more than willing to bet the problem is with the website.

First of all, for the first few days while I was trying to get in, I followed the instructions to "click here and a new password will be sent to your email".
That never happened till last night. I did it twice. Both passwords did not work.
Now Kurt has sent me a new password. "doodoo99". (should I be offended at that?).
Anyway, his doodoo don't work either.

When a person types in their userid and password, they can see their userid and the password will appear as asterisk or dots, then they hit enter. When doing so they can still see the user id and dots, but when I hit enter the dots disappear, meaning that the only thing that is going through is the userid. Therefore I could do this for years and not get in.

I fully give either of you or Kurt the permission to reset my password. I trust you. Give it a shot. Type in drunkkenartist (all lower case, all one word, 2k's) and "doodoo99" and see if you can get in. Trust me. It won't work. But I would like a witness that I am not as crazy as y'all are thinking.

Now I do have one heluva security system on this computer, that is the only thing that I can think of that could be a hindrance, but it should not affect password resets.

I'm going to go scrub out my fireplace now.

Kenny

okay daddy-o...what do we need to do now

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[Miss Kitty]

I don't know what to do next, but I have to go get a tissue becasue I am laughing so hard, I am crying. :funn:

[Beachbummett]

I don't know what to do next, but I have to go get a tissue becasue I am laughing so hard, I am crying. :funn:

:lolabove: :lolabove: :funn: :funn: :floor: :floor: You and me both Miss Kitty! I am crying over here. I just called his cell number and left him an audio version of this thread....laughed out loud when I read him the part were Bobby J logs in under his name....waiting on a call back....this is getting hysterical!:clap_1:

[Beachbummett]

:funn: :funn: this just gets better and better....he just called me from his cell...and I lost him!!!:funn: :funn: i bet he is screaming about right now...and throwing the phone!:funn:

[drunkkenartist]

Hey, it's me, Smiling JOe. I think you need to check with your computer administrator at the office. Wait, that would be you. :funn:Seeing that Bobby and I can log on using your username and doodoo password, I think the problem is in your network.

Good Luck,

Signing out, without damage I hope.

:DSmiling JOe

[TooFarTampa]

Hey, it's me, Smiling JOe. I think you need to check with your computer administrator at the office. Wait, that would be you. :funn:Seeing that Bobby and I can log on using your username and doodoo password, I think the problem is in your network.

Good Luck,

Signing out, without damage I hope.

:DSmiling JOe

:floor: :floor: :floor:

[Miss Kitty]

:blink: ...I hope this wasn't a test and drukkenartist is getting ready to get fired!

[drunkkenartist]

It worked for me - LOL. This is lindabobhat, by the way.

We have a quite a mystery on our hands, huh? :idontno:

[Bobby J]

It worked for me - LOL. This is lindabobhat, by the way.

We have a quite a mystery on our hands, huh? :idontno:

Now that everyone has his password this could be funn!

[drunkkenartist]

Now that everyone has his password this could be funn!

;-) Darlene here. Worked for me.

[Bobby J]

;-) Darlene here. Worked for me.
:popcorn:

[lindatat]

For the record, I'd like to personally thank Kenny for diverting attention to his problem from mine! ;-)

[drunkkenartist]

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The artist formally known as drunken now known as ???????? :twisted:

[kathydwells]

Well Well Well. It looks like I'm a real dumbass.
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The artist formally known as drunken now known as ???????? :twisted:

So fess up, what were YOU doing wrong?

[drunkkenartist]

kathydwells you are one hot mama. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

[kathydwells]

kathydwells you are one hot mama. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I fear we have an imposter. :biggrin:

[drunkkenartist]

Hey everybody!!! Look at me! I'm drunk and naked and posting!!!!!!

PUNI

[lindatat]

Hey everybody!!! Look at me! I'm drunk and naked and posting!!!!!!

PUNI

I hope everyone that frequents the lounge knows how much FUNN they are missing out on in this thread!

[Miss Kitty]

Hey everybody!!! Look at me! I'm drunk and naked and posting!!!!!!

PUNI

computer geneyus! :floor:

[Bobby J]

Kenny,

If that is really you tell me something no one else woud know!!!!!!! I willl alert the masses that it is you once this is done. Otherwise, we have to "assume" it is an imposter! Btw, you will probably need to change your password again. Ms. Suzanne put it out there. Now, she is known for this but this time she really put it out there!!!:biggrin:

[drunkkenartist]

Kenny,

If that is really you tell me something no one else woud know!!!!!!! I willl alert the masses that it is you once this is done. Otherwise, we have to "assume" it is an imposter! Btw, you will probably need to change your password again. Ms. Suzanne put it out there. Now, she is known for this but this time she really put it out there!!!:biggrin:

Only you would know? Hmmm....
How about . . . . your #$%* tastes like &*%$.

[kathydwells]

Only you would know? Hmmm....
How about . . . . your #$%* tastes like &*%$.

:eek: Uh, Daddy-O, I think it is time to change the password. This could get ugly real quick.

[lindatat]

:eek: Uh, Daddy-O, I think it is time to change the password. This could get ugly real quick.

Too late - it's already ugly if you ask me!

[Smiling JOe]

I am drunk and I am an artist signing on as Smiling JOe. :funn:

[Beachbummett]

Only you would know? Hmmm....
How about . . . . your #$%* tastes like &*%$.

:nono1: this is not my drunkkenartist!! :nono1: :nono1:

[Beachmom]

This has got to be the funniest thread yet!! Kenny will never be the same again!!:clap_1: :clap_1: :floor:

[Miss Kitty]

Only you would know? Hmmm....
How about . . . . your #$%* tastes like &*%$.


:nono1:... :whack:

[Bobby J]

Only you would know? Hmmm....
How about . . . . your #$%* tastes like &*%$.


OK!!! Its him..... He tends to take it rather far :eek: Thats why we love him!!! Only Kenny would know my #$%* Taste like &*%$. Most people think it taste like #$%@!!!

:welcome: Back Kenny!!!!! We missed you!!!! Life is not the same without ya!

[Miss Kitty]

OK!!! Its him..... He tends to take it rather far :eek: Thats why we love him!!! Only Kenny would know my #$%* Taste like &*%$. Most people think it taste like #$%@!!!

:welcome: Back Kenny!!!!! We missed you!!!! Life is not the same without ya!

Oh, okay, I see. :blink:

[kathydwells]

OK!!! Its him..... He tends to take it rather far :eek: Thats why we love him!!! Only Kenny would know my #$%* Taste like &*%$. Most people think it taste like #$%@!!!

:welcome: Back Kenny!!!!! We missed you!!!! Life is not the same without ya!

Well now we know. :biggrin:

[Beachbummett]

:nono1: I know this is not Kenny!! He is at work and can not log in! He won't be off until later tonight...so it is not him!:nono1:

Booby J...you must be thinking of someone else!;-)

[Smiling JOe]

:nono1: I know this is not Kenny!! He is at work and can not log in! He won't be off until later tonight...so it is not him!:nono1:

Booby J...you must be thinking of someone else!;-)He is the IT head guru. Surely he can log on and cover his tracks while at work. It ain't rocket science. Everyone is doing it. :floor:

[Bobby J]

He is the IT head guru. Surely he can log on and cover his tracks while at work. It ain't rocket science. Everyone is doing it. :floor:

Hmmm.... This may not be the real Kenny!!!! Would the real Kenny Please tell me something only I would know. The whole your blank taste like blank could be anyone..... Would the real Kenny please stand up!

[Smiling JOe]

Hmmm.... This may not be the real Kenny!!!! Would the real Kenny Please tell me something only I would know. The whole your blank taste like blank could be anyone..... Would the real Kenny please stand up!
Hello. This is the real Kenny, posing as Smiling JOe. Here is something that only you would know. Tonight you purchased organic milk from Publix grocery store at WaterColor Crossing, and while you were talking to Kurt at the same grocery store, his ice cream melted. Wait, that is something that I know. :scratch: How can I tell you something that only you would know???:idontno:If that is a true statement, I wouldn't know what only you know. :confused:

[Beachbummett]

Hello. This is the real Kenny, posing as Smiling JOe. Here is something that only you would know. Tonight you purchased organic milk from Publix grocery store at WaterColor Crossing, and while you were talking to Kurt at the same grocery store, his ice cream melted. Wait, that is something that I know. :scratch: How can I tell you something that only you would know???:idontno:If that is a true statement, I wouldn't know what only you know. :confused:

Dear SJ...you are making my head hurt!:biggrin:

[tsitranekknurd]

I'm Baaaack!
This IS the real drunkkenartist. Thank you beachbummett for sticking up for me and letting people know I don't get off work till late. Its 11:30pm and I just got home. Also, thank you for calling me and giving me heads up what was happening to my good name and honor.:floor: HOWEVER, NO THANK YOU for posting my password! :eek: What kinda crack infested martinis were you drinking?:funn:
And BobbyJ....Momma always said to sleep on it, before doing anything rash, so I'll wait till tomorrow to decide if I want to post any of those pictures of you. (just kidding)(sort of)
The person that saved the day was "RJ"? I think, when they posted, way back on page one;
"Can't the artist create another user until he/she figures out what is wrong?"
Which is precisely what I ended up doing when I got home from work tonight, because this stoopid asp !@#$%^&* computer still won't let me log in under drunkkenartist even though every other yahoo on earth seems to be able to do so.:bang:
Also, how well does that person know me that they called me "he/she"?:lolabove:

After reading all these posts (at my expense) I was laughing so hard I almost peeeed my pants. So now I will dive back in, and see if I can't fix my original namesake. Oh this is going to be fun.
Fortunately I have a sense of humor.

Here goes. Wish me luck.

Thanks guys for the ButtGusting laugh when I got home.

Kenny

[lindatat]

I'm Baaaack!
This IS the real drunkkenartist. Thank you beachbummett for sticking up for me and letting people know I don't get off work till late. Its 11:30pm and I just got home. Also, thank you for calling me and giving me heads up what was happening to my good name and honor.:floor: HOWEVER, NO THANK YOU for posting my password! :eek: What kinda crack infested martinis were you drinking?:funn:
And BobbyJ....Momma always said to sleep on it, before doing anything rash, so I'll wait till tomorrow to decide if I want to post any of those pictures of you. (just kidding)(sort of)
The person that saved the day was "RJ"? I think, when they posted, way back on page one;
"Can't the artist create another user until he/she figures out what is wrong?"
Which is precisely what I ended up doing when I got home from work tonight, because this stoopid asp !@#$%^&* computer still won't let me log in under drunkkenartist even though every other yahoo on earth seems to be able to do so.:bang:
Also, how well does that person know me that they called me "he/she"?:lolabove:

After reading all these posts (at my expense) I was laughing so hard I almost peeeed my pants. So now I will dive back in, and see if I can't fix my original namesake. Oh this is going to be fun.
Fortunately I have a sense of humor.

Here goes. Wish me luck.

Thanks guys for the ButtGusting laugh when I got home.

Kenny


Good luck typing in the new screenname after a few drinks!

And :welcome: back Kenny (if it is indeed, really you :idontno: ????)

[tsitranekknurd]

One more thing; How does one know this is really me? Because I spell my name right.
It's "drunkkenartist", all lower case, all one word, with 2 k's.

drunk: as in one who drinks
ken: as in my name, Kenny
artist: as if I wish I were one.

as in drunkkenart dot com....

Hell, after everything I've been through tonight I deserve a plug.:biggrin:

And Smiley Joe, why would a person who lives in Greenhead, and works in Lynn Haven, drive to a Publix in South Walton to get groceries? Puh-lease!:roll:

I've got five days of posting to catch up on, so if y'all will excuse me...
Kenny

[Beachbummett]

I'm Baaaack!
This IS the real drunkkenartist. Thank you beachbummett for sticking up for me and letting people know I don't get off work till late. Its 11:30pm and I just got home. Also, thank you for calling me and giving me heads up what was happening to my good name and honor.:floor: HOWEVER, NO THANK YOU for posting my password! :eek: What kinda crack infested martinis were you drinking?:funn:
And BobbyJ....Momma always said to sleep on it, before doing anything rash, so I'll wait till tomorrow to decide if I want to post any of those pictures of you. (just kidding)(sort of)
The person that saved the day was "RJ"? I think, when they posted, way back on page one;
"Can't the artist create another user until he/she figures out what is wrong?"
Which is precisely what I ended up doing when I got home from work tonight, because this stoopid asp !@#$%^&* computer still won't let me log in under drunkkenartist even though every other yahoo on earth seems to be able to do so.:bang:
Also, how well does that person know me that they called me "he/she"?:lolabove:

After reading all these posts (at my expense) I was laughing so hard I almost peeeed my pants. So now I will dive back in, and see if I can't fix my original namesake. Oh this is going to be fun.
Fortunately I have a sense of humor.

Here goes. Wish me luck.

Thanks guys for the ButtGusting laugh when I got home.

Kenny


What?! You told me i could post your password:drink2: or did you say past word...or....i don't know i can't keep up! i am a blonde you know:biggrin:

[tsitranekknurd]

Thanks LBH, but Margaritas at Midnight are sounding really good about now!:drink2: :drink2:

[Beachbummett]

THIS JUST IN: (from Kenny to my email)


OK You two. I greatly appreciate all that you have done to get me in contact with Kurt to help me get back on. Let me tell ya this much.

I'm not kidding when I say this is what I do all day at work. I'm thoroughly trained in these systems now, this is what I do. I cleared my cookies, I rebooted. I'm about to try it from another computer.
Meanwhile, I'm more than willing to bet the problem is with the website.

First of all, for the first few days while I was trying to get in, I followed the instructions to "click here and a new password will be sent to your email".
That never happened till last night. I did it twice. Both passwords did not work.
Now Kurt has sent me a new password. "doodoo99". (should I be offended at that?).
Anyway, his doodoo don't work either.

When a person types in their userid and password, they can see their userid and the password will appear as asterisk or dots, then they hit enter. When doing so they can still see the user id and dots, but when I hit enter the dots disappear, meaning that the only thing that is going through is the userid. Therefore I could do this for years and not get in.

I fully give either of you or Kurt the permission to reset my password. I trust you. Give it a shot. Type in drunkkenartist (all lower case, all one word, 2k's) and "doodoo99" and see if you can get in. Trust me. It won't work. But I would like a witness that I am not as crazy as y'all are thinking.

Now I do have one heluva security system on this computer, that is the only thing that I can think of that could be a hindrance, but it should not affect password resets.

I'm going to go scrub out my fireplace now.

Kenny

okay daddy-o...what do we need to do now

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:


:lolabove: neither does lindabobhat's!!:funn: :funn:

[Smiling JOe]

One more thing; How does one know this is really me? Because I spell my name right.
It's "drunkkenartist", all lower case, all one word, with 2 k's.

drunk: as in one who drinks
ken: as in my name, Kenny
artist: as if I wish I were one.

as in drunkkenart dot com....

Hell, after everything I've been through tonight I deserve a plug.:biggrin:

And Smiley Joe, why would a person who lives in Greenhead, and works in Lynn Haven, drive to a Publix in South Walton to get groceries? Puh-lease!:roll:

I've got five days of posting to catch up on, so if y'all will excuse me...
KennySo is your new password 66oodood? :floor:Hey guys, I just remembered drunkkenartist cannot log on to change his password...:twisted::razz::lol:

You got me, Kenny. Why would one do that? I had no idea that Bobby lived in Greenhead. :funn:

[drunkkenartist]

Hey, it's me. I am back in. NOT! Just pulling your chain. I just thought I would see if someone switched Kenny's password on him, preventing him from gettin in, but it still seems to work for me.


--anonymous
Kenny is now :biggrin: with envy. :floor:

[drunkkenartist]

Newsflash!

I'm back. This is the real me. It was just as I suspected. I had to shut off my firewall. Word to the wise; DON'T EVER LOG OUT! Just stay logged in, and save the site to favorites. Especially if you have AOL 9.0 Security Edition AND other firewalls. What a royal pain in the you know what this has been.
AND a lot of fun. Yes Joe, I changed my password.

Its good to be back.

There's no place like home,
There's no place like home,
There's no place like home.

Now I'm going to fix a martini or three and get drucking funk.

Thanks y'all,

Kenny

[drunkkenartist]

I ran a test with my alter ego that I created for an hour "tsitranekknurd". It had nothing to do with firewall either. If you log out and forget your password; when logging back in, you have to enter your userid, enter your password AND select "remember me".
If you don't select "remember me" you can sit there and try and try and try and try and try just like I did for days on end and you won't get it. I did everything BUTT check that !@#$% little box.:pissed:

Can I go to bed now?

k

[Miss Kitty]

Newsflash!

I'm back. This is the real me. It was just as I suspected. I had to shut off my firewall. Word to the wise; DON'T EVER LOG OUT! Just stay logged in, and save the site to favorites. Especially if you have AOL 9.0 Security Edition AND other firewalls. What a royal pain in the you know what this has been.
AND a lot of fun. Yes Joe, I changed my password.

Its good to be back.

There's no place like home,
There's no place like home,
There's no place like home.

Now I'm going to fix a martini or three and get drucking funk.

Thanks y'all,

Kenny

:roll: ...I could have told you all that! That must make me a computer geneyus as well! :biggrin:

I am glad you are back. You are one heck of a good addition to our little "home"! :clap_1:

[Bobby J]

I ran a test with my alter ego that I created for an hour "tsitranekknurd". It had nothing to do with firewall either. If you log out and forget your password; when logging back in, you have to enter your userid, enter your password AND select "remember me".
If you don't select "remember me" you can sit there and try and try and try and try and try just like I did for days on end and you won't get it. I did everything BUTT check that !@#$% little box.:pissed:

Can I go to bed now?

k

:welcome: back!! You created quite a lttle stir. Good thing nothing big was going on in the world, like global warming or more troops to IraQ! Thanks for the distraction!

[lindatat]

Thanks LBH, but Margaritas at Midnight are sounding really good about now!:drink2: :drink2:

Kenny - your stemware is so beautiful it almost makes me want to start drinking again!

[drunkkenartist]

Miss LBH! You CAN drink again! There's this grayt invention. Its called WATER! And that is what looks best in my glassware. Makes the colors come alive, magnifies their magnificence! I do it all the time. Works wonders! Also suitable for Iced Tea, Kool Aid, Juice, Sparkling Cider- but wait there's more!
Try using the wine glasses for parfaits/sundaes, or the martini glasses area great for scoops of ice cream! (I've done extensive field research!) Not only that, but the Martini Glasses and Margarita Glasses area perfect for shrimp cocktail. Be creative! ( can you smell the BS from here?)

Thanks for your support and understanding in my time of need. I was getting pretty desperate. If Bush needed to send troops anywhere....

I miss my alter ego already. He may rise again.

K

[lindatat]

:lolabove: neither does lindabobhat's!!:funn: :funn:

LOL - I almost missed this Beachbummett. Hopefully Kenny & I can both put these problems BEHIND us.

[lindatat]

Miss LBH! You CAN drink again! There's this grayt invention. Its called WATER! And that is what looks best in my glassware. Makes the colors come alive, magnifies their magnificence! I do it all the time. Works wonders! Also suitable for Iced Tea, Kool Aid, Juice, Sparkling Cider- but wait there's more!
Try using the wine glasses for parfaits/sundaes, or the martini glasses area great for scoops of ice cream! (I've done extensive field research!) Not only that, but the Martini Glasses and Margarita Glasses area perfect for shrimp cocktail. Be creative! ( can you smell the BS from here?)

Thanks for your support and understanding in my time of need. I was getting pretty desperate. If Bush needed to send troops anywhere....

I miss my alter ego already. He may rise again.

K

Kenny,

I am sold - the next time I am in Sowal (hopefully no later than June, maybe sooner if Audie convinces me to escape with her in April) I will definitely acquire some of your glasses and get rid of all the plain boring ones I have already (I will give them to the ex.) I look forward to meeting you then!

I may need to create an alter ego myself in the meantime unless some folks can help me convince Kurt to get "Bob" out of my username!

Linda

[Miss Kitty]

Kenny,

I am sold - the next time I am in Sowal (hopefully no later than June, maybe sooner if Audie convinces me to escape with her in April) I will definitely acquire some of your glasses and get rid of all the plain boring ones I have already (I will give them to the ex.) I look forward to meeting you then!

I may need to create an alter ego myself in the meantime unless some folks can help me convince Kurt to get "Bob" out of my username!

Linda

:clap_1: ...consider it done. He owes me...I let him wear my 2007 glasses on NYE. Now, what should we call you...lindahottiehat?

[lindatat]

:clap_1: ...consider it done. He owes me...I let him wear my 2007 glasses on NYE. Now, what should we call you...lindahottiehat?

We had a thread on this a while back...I think we came up with Justlinda (but I was plugging for Lindafunn or maybe I could go back to an old favorite - a lot of my friends used to call me Lin-duh! I know it's a bit self-deprecating, but then again, I think y'all have figured out that I don't mind making funn of myself.) Lindahottiehat is nice, but I think I'm a little too modest to accept such a moniker.

So those were your glasses, huh? Then whose conehead was it?

[Beachbummett]

Kenny,

I am sold - the next time I am in Sowal (hopefully no later than June, maybe sooner if Audie convinces me to escape with her in April) I will definitely acquire some of your glasses and get rid of all the plain boring ones I have already (I will give them to the ex.) I look forward to meeting you then!

I may need to create an alter ego myself in the meantime unless some folks can help me convince Kurt to get "Bob" out of my username!

Linda

Dear Lindabobhatdoodoodontwork,
Next time you are in Sowal come by my house...I have some grayt stemware from the drunk:drink2: you can try it out! The best thing he does are these huge glass platters...mine is gorgeous! and the first one he did....make him do more!:clap_1:

[Beachbummett]

Kenny,

I am sold - the next time I am in Sowal (hopefully no later than June, maybe sooner if Audie convinces me to escape with her in April) I will definitely acquire some of your glasses and get rid of all the plain boring ones I have already (I will give them to the ex.) I look forward to meeting you then!

I may need to create an alter ego myself in the meantime unless some folks can help me convince Kurt to get "Bob" out of my username!

Linda

You must come with her in April...maybe you can keep her awake:clap_1:

[drunkkenartist]

Don't worry! I'm doing more platters, and vases, and bottles and glasses and salt & pepper shakers and ashtrays...getting ready for a big two day show, TroyFest, up in Alamaba in April. Before that I have at least one or two shows in Panama, and I've got to restock after Christmas. :cool:
I tell you what, my computer jeenyus cubicle job is getting in the way of my autistic endeavors and cutting back on sowalcial life. Hey you like that? I just made up a word. Sowalcial. Or has someone beat me to that?All these creative minds....:biggrin:

[lindatat]

Dear Lindabobhatdoodoodontwork,
Next time you are in Sowal come by my house...I have some grayt stemware from the drunk:drink2: you can try it out! The best thing he does are these huge glass platters...mine is gorgeous! and the first one he did....make him do more!:clap_1:

I think that username is just a wee bit too long to actually use - but I'd love to come by and check out your collection of Drunkkenartistware!

You must come with her in April...maybe you can keep her awake:clap_1:

Good point - I may just have to rise to the challenge!

Don't worry! I'm doing more platters, and vases, and bottles and glasses and salt & pepper shakers and ashtrays...getting ready for a big two day show, TroyFest, up in Alamaba in April. Before that I have at least one or two shows in Panama, and I've got to restock after Christmas. :cool:
I tell you what, my computer jeenyus cubicle job is getting in the way of my autistic endeavors and cutting back on sowalcial life. Hey you like that? I just made up a word. Sowalcial. Or has someone beat me to that?All these creative minds....:biggrin:

Sowalcial - that is brilliant - ranks right up there with FUNN if you ask me!

[Beachbummett]

I think that username is just a wee bit too long to actually use - but I'd love to come by and check out your collection of Drunkkenartistware!



Good point - I may just have to rise to the challenge!



Sowalcial - that is brilliant - ranks right up there with FUNN if you ask me!

Can i be Sowalcial Director? :biggrin: :clap_1:

[drunkkenartist]

Yes! and when you retire you can collect Sowalcial Security! :floor: Meanwhile I'll continue to be the Sowalcial Butterfly that I am.:clap_1:

[drunkkenartist]

For the record, anything posted by "drunkkenartist" between the hours of 11am and 11:30pm on January 10th was NOT written by moi, the original, one and only drunkkenartist, but by everyone else that used by User ID and Password, as so aptly put out there by Beachbummett! :roll:

I think this should bring this thread to a close. What a ride it has been.

The end.

[Miss Kitty]

For the record, anything posted by "drunkkenartist" between the hours of 11am and 11:30pm on January 10th was NOT written by moi, the original, one and only drunkkenartist, but by everyone else that used by User ID and Password, as so aptly put out there by Beachbummett! :roll:

I think this should bring this thread to a close. What a ride it has been.

The end.


Au contrare...it is only the BEGINNING! ;-)

Sowalcial....now, that is geneyus!!!

[kathydwells]

For the record, anything posted by "drunkkenartist" between the hours of 11am and 11:30pm on January 10th was NOT written by moi, the original, one and only drunkkenartist, but by everyone else that used by User ID and Password, as so aptly put out there by Beachbummett! :roll:

I think this should bring this thread to a close. What a ride it has been.

The end.

So you mean the post about me being "One hot mama" was a lie? Damn!!! :biggrin: